Charlie: “bitch, be humble. Sitown.”

To quote Leonard’s mom: “Any guy who wants Violet to put out needs to find out what cologne her father wore.”

Charlie straight shanked a bitch, there. /low whistle

This. I feel like is why people ask me and my wife when we are going for a son despite two daughters. The answer? Never, girls are better than boys. And two kids is a lot.

Considering the time period and the type of man Violet’s dad likely was based on her descriptions, that single insult was probably the deepest-cutting thing Charlie Brown could have possibly said. A whole lot to unpack there.

Dude no worries, its only racist if you overanlyaze it which i do feel the author did. Im a white guy so cant personally speak for black stereotypes but seeing his new skins as kinda racist is grasping at straws.

It’s a great skin, and 99% of this article is garbage. She’s trying to be offended so hard that she’s about to pull a muscle.

It’s not going anywhere don’t worry but yea this article is crap

Hey now, we also are represented by a Spawn-wannabe edgelord in a Dollar Store Scream mask. That’s pretty damn American right there.

Well as an American who dislikes football it IS actually very popular here to the point of it being a similar tradition akin to Monday mass. I do not feel any less an American or emasculated because it doesn’t suit my interests, however I think it WOULD be a fair assumption that U.S. Americans like football. As for…

How dare you bring facts and logic into this space...

The USA in this game is literally boiled down to “Cowboy” and “Military CoD Man”, i.e., the two biggest stereotypes about the USA.

GASP! You disagreed with her opinion! Truly you must be a mansplaining nazi!

goddamn this is one of the dumbest articles i’ve seen on kotaku in a long time. this is why parody articles like this one exists:

*rolls eyes*

This article is a classical example of absurdity.
Brazilian people love soccer more than religion.To them soccer is a religion. It is not a “black man” liking and being good at sports. It is a Brazilian who loves his country and his religion ( soccer ).

I dislike LeBron more than any other player in history. That is all sports. However I find myself rooting for him solely on the fact so he can shut up all the warriors fan’s nonsense of “greatest team evar!” It will be a bittersweet victory.

Plus Joe Lacob does “fuck stuff” with the trophy.

Yeah, I’ve never turned on a team so quickly. Used to enjoy them and then their fanbase became beyond obnoxious, seeking approval from everyone else and acting like being a Warriors fan is akin to being a part of an oppressed group because of “how hard they have.” Add Draymond Green being a huge douche canoe and…

As much as I dislike the two teams in the East semis, I’m going to have to root for them against Golden State, in the hope that Kevin Durant doesn’t win a title as a Warrior, and has to figure out some way to join the 1992 US Olympic team in an effort to win a championship.