“Like Ernest Cline’s divisive geek-courting novel,”

You know, Kotaku has evolved past the need for letter grades...

Except I never said to do away with discussions, just the act of grading certain shows.

Simmer down. No one is asking is asking to do away with discussions. Don’t worry. The writer will still have a job. Just the grades for shows where it would actually matter. Final Space is a kooky little show on TBS where grades would come in handy.

They don’t have to be equal. They just have to be typical. And there is nothing wrong with that. Bob’s Burgers found it’s typical a long time ago. And it’s fans love it’s typical just as much as Simpsons and Family Guy fans love their typical. It’s been on the air for eight years. No point in trying to grade it.

“There are many other characters to check in with this week, and yes, Lara is still one of them. It’s been hard enough for the writers to find a place for her in the narrative that rises above cliché“ 

Disney Comics, ladies and gentlemen.

Why is Bob’s Burgers still being reviewed? At this point you know what to expect. The Simpsons, Family Guy and Bob Burgers are what they are at this point.

“I went to Spain not long ago to watch Cristina Sanchez fight bulls, but she had gotten tossed by one during a performance in the village of Ejea de los Caballeros and was convalescing when I arrived”

This episode felt so familiar I had to check to make sure it wasn’t a rerun. Both this and The Simpsons were “C” episodes that somehow got a “B”

“and is reportedly as much as $8 billion in debt to its various suppliers, including Hasbro...”

But who will Disney get to carry all those Rose Tico action figures no one wants?

Captain Phasma? Ha! Good one Kotaku.

Captain Phasma? Ha! Good one Kotaku.

The only card game I liked was Sony’s Eye Of Judgement. It was fun and excelled at its pick up and play feel so well it was almost arcade like.

Whoa...The Basketball Gods may pit The Golden State Warriors against playoff foes that are actually healthy and the Warriors might be the ones who are hurting?

Bright merely finished what Star Wars started decades ago, finish off the critics once and for all.

The NFL is terrible but it only hurts people living in the USA. Soccer brings the pain and suffering on a global scale. I’m cool with them not coming.

Not a good sign when they start piling on the villains. Marvel, this actress is gorgeous. Don’t waste her on this movie. She would make a perfect Jessica Drew.

Not a good sign when they start piling on the villains. Marvel, this actress is gorgeous. Don’t waste her on this movie. She would make a perfect Jessica Drew.

This show is the serious take on Different Strokes that no one asked for.