I giggled like a 10 year old when I first moved Denmark, every speed radar had “din fart (your speed)” on it. Also on the freeway, you see “fartkontrol”.

What the fuck is “targeted for abortions” supposed to mean?

AdamVIP Appears To Say Some Dumb Racist Shit Online So Now You Can Stop Pretending To Like Their Comments

Obligatory:

‘bored’ is doing a lot of work here.

It’s kinda like how “liberal” is now synonymous with anything right-leaning media members don’t like. Both sides do it to sell their product, it’s depressing and counterproductive.

Honestly, he’s on par with most other administrations. The difference is a media not complicit with the corruption.

I do not at all agree with that. I cannot think of any other administration in history where everyday corruption has become the norm.

[Puts away joke about Cruz finding his conscience about as often as...]

That’s.....really sad and scary.

NASCAR will still wave the Confederate flag to signal the start of the last lap though, as is tradition.

The only possible recourse, Douglas, is for you to get a Calvin peeing on Jason Torchinsky decal.

we got to see whatever home-world spawned them (with all the wildlife have their own wild biological defenses against xenomorphs

Historians a 1000 years from now:
“In the year 2020, a great pandemic arrived in the San Francisco Bay region, leading the denizens of the area to build the ‘Great Wailing Bridge’ as a monument to mark their mourning - of the valuable profits that had been lost during the economic shutdown caused by the plague. It was…

Show the court on the teddy bear where California hurt you.

How many licks does it take to get the bottom of the problems with your Alfa Romeo? Ah 1, Ah 2, Ah fuck it.

My favorite quote today:

Repeating a quote that you obviously didn’t grasp is my way of showing how highly I grade your intellect.