Such a well thought out rational response. Someone please translate it for me.

Thank you. At least on Bravo, there's a spate of women on their reality shows that continually do this as though having "a gay" is an accessory of some sort. It drives me fucking crazy. It's demeaning, dehumanizing and does the exact opposite of what they think it does (showing their "tolerance").

I love her.

Yeah, we all know Stephen A. Smith is a dumb fucking asshole. Now why is it that we have to be subjected to him on ESPN? Are there no other qualified reporters?

I'm sure he has a great point, but I'm so fucking sick of Keith Olbermann that I can't even watch.

No, you aren't whacked out at all. That's totally normal this strange obsession you have with not only Jolie but Aniston. It's quite amusing to me because somehow you've deduced that I'm an Aniston fan. Can't stand her. Has she had botox like Jolie? Hell yeah. But your head is so far up Jolie's ass for some…

Whacked out bitch posts 20 paragraphs calling someone else a whacked out bitch. In addition to posting a photo of Jolie with her embalmed face full of injectables. You're a fucking piece of work, psychotic person.

You type all of that and tell me that I sound "more demented"? I can't imagine getting that upset about a comment about Jolie and typing a manifesto in response. Do you honestly think that the woman has never anything done to her face? Please. She's gorgeous but she can't defy the laws of aging for fuck's sake.

To be fair, if she looked like those two or Chris Berman she wouldn't have a job as would most of the female sideline reporters who look great but offer little in the way of insightful reporting.

Wow, you went into a rage and managed to bring in Jennifer Aniston into this over my botox comment? But I stand corrected — it's TOTALLY normal for a woman of her age to have no wrinkles whatsoever and a forehead that looks embalmed. Yes, she's all natural just like all celebrities her age with no wrinkles…

Price of fame. If you make money off your body, your body is going to get lauded or criticized. Don't want that to happen, don't become a model.

In other news, Kate Upton went on vacation without being a size 0 and was unbothered by the mewling idiots on the Internet that took issue with her body, probably because she's extremely beautiful and famous and successful.

But Angie does have that freakish vein that bulges from her overly botoxed forehead.

So fucking asshole cloaked in a rainbow flag makes pedophile jokes? Is there really any surprise here?

What a vapid idiot she is. Remember that brief spate of time post birth we didn't see her? Some thought it was to bond with her infant. But we now know it was so she could lose her weight. Unlike most moms, she seems to now leave the house, leave the country constantly with a new baby. How about spending some…

I think she *is* a big girl now. And there's nothing wrong with that. You just have to realize it's time to dial down and not dress like you are a small girl.

Thank you for the giggle. Brilliantly funny.

I don't understand why all of Gawker media and commenters will hate you based on your comment and yet they'll bend over backwards to give Muslims a pass on everything (while chasting Russians), despite their very violent views towards homosexuality. Either homophobia is terrible (which it is) or it isn't. Stop…

They aren't I agree. But there were times when an LA King was actually in the blue paint and officials should have acted. They got hosed. Nevertheless, great team the Kings are.

How many times were the Kings just sitting in the blue paint?