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been paying for years. still beats the fuck outta paying for cable! and commercial free is SO WORTH IT!!!

Oh, please. It’s not like men don’t buy in to this either. Football for example is very much about the journey. Ever watch the run up to the draft? Jesus, nothing but sob stories. Ever see the press coverage about a player who has come back from injury? The in depth details about shoulder surgery for a quarterback or

Personally, I will be boycotting the NBC Olympic broadcasts until every graphic is done in pink, cursive writing with lots of hearts and flowers. Any of the following is acceptable:

Silly wimminz, with their emotions and shit. We know better than them what they want!

Drake’s already parodies himself:

Infinity meta!

Dammit, I must be getting old.

This is so meta. It’s a corny Canadian who ironically danced liked a corny white dad being parodied by a corny Canadian.

kids have no taste is true

Yes, she was also in that other weird movie that’s on iTunes now where she plays a Christian mom who’s kid was sick (or fell out of a tree?) but through the power of Jesus Miracles she’s now better? I see that trailer and I see this trailer and I think “Come on now, your ex-husband’s gambling addiction can’t be that

At the end, it turns out that Kevin Spacey was Kitty Soze all along.

Jennifer Garner’s career bums me out. She has played as many “harried mother” roles as she wore wigs on Alias.

... I miss Alias.

Destiny's Child released their first album in 1990. Even if she was 18 then (I think she was older); she'd be 44 now...

Wait, there are people who think she’s NOT approaching/at 40? Now I’m pretty pop culture illiterate but I think Destiny’s Child became popular when I was like 14. And I’m 30 now. And she wasn’t 18 at the time...