Pretty sure the guy on the right is the head of Subaru’s Product Planning Department

False. Real men drive wagons, just real men don’t pay too much for them just because, because wagon. This is CP, but doesn’t take away why wagons > sedans in most cases and most certainly wagons > CUVs/SUVs.

Most men wouldn’t able to find their car in the lot if they did that.

Some Americans like to do their own re-badging.

If you need to be heard to be safe, you’re not doing it right.

Something I tell all my used-car shopping friends: Look for the check engine light to turn on for a few moments - and then turn off - when the car’s ignition is turned on. Don’t see the check engine light at all? Something is going on; stay away.

Steve Lehto would have a fucking field day with these idiots.

I'm gonna give this a NP, less in the spirit of "OMG NEED THIS" and more in the spirit of "why the hell not?" I mean, it's not in terrible shape, I could probably reupholster all the seats for under a grand, and then I've got a decent massive truck for cheap. So, yeah, why the hell not?

I think the boobs took over the torso.

When you have too many dudes trying to reach the same spot you're gonna have a bad time.

Hmm a shell of a ‘76 with no engine, or a perfectly good 996...

I love the big black Robbie Gordon autograph on the driver’s side of that pickup.

next they are going to cover the wheels. then race for 24 hours straight, in france.

You’re guard dog didnt stop the evil cat

He must of went nuts when that walked across the windshield!

Guy: Hey! You got your f*$king Camry in my Mustang!

Somebody’s gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!

Barrett-Jackson syndrome. CP

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