"I am starting high, to keep the people from wasting time". Oh I see, but it's okay that you're wasting my time?

I'd much sooner spend that sort of cash on a decent 240Z

Wait, I have an "unlimited budget" for a 911??? I am SO going with Singer!

take this respray to Barrett Jackson and place a 2 in front of that $3500.

trans-am , , monte carlo ss,,infiniti,lexus,nissan,bmw,cadillac cts,chrysler 300c w/hemi

So, if you missed it last night, Suge Knight reportedly ran over and killed a guy. He's in jail now, but follow our colleagues at Gawker for the latest.

I have heard PA described as Philly on one side, Pittsburgh on the other side, and Alabama in-between.

Fixed it! (You knew this was coming.)

Thankfully there was a Harbor Freight right near the course, and he had enough change in his ashtray to buy the straps.

A motorcycle.

dude, that's not a garage, that's a Marina.

Just be sure to give it to her upside-down...

Don't worry or fret, the single cab and striped work truck models are supposed to follow.

They still can't match the elegance of the first-generation G35 coupe. And Japanese car design has gone to hell.

Silly EPA... Corn is for Whisky.

Is it just coincidence that Levorg is Grovel spelled backwards?

Ford's superduty pickups still have manual hubs on lower-end models and manual override hubs on the higher end trim levels.

Harbor Freight, my favorite one-time use tool store!

Women cannot be "figured out".