2020covidsux
dumpsterfire!
2020covidsux

All Original, including the brake fluid.

The matrix that forms the nail wasn't lost when he amputated the finger so the nail grows back. If he had cut off just a little more he would have also lost the matrix and would not have had any new nail growth.

Put a snorkel on the intake, bolt a shovel to the roof rack and add a light bar that could light up the night and the Everest would be the perfect vehicle for me to go to Starbucks with.

Can it be a bottomless chair, and can it be that knotted rope from Casino Royale?

I will just leave this here, and go change into my flamesuit, back in a minute...

This reminds me of my Great Aunt. She was a miserly old woman who, in 1987, bought a brand new Ford Crown Victoria in baby blue with a white landau top. When she died in 2005, the car had 22K miles on it. It was perfect. It never spent a night outside. Everything about the car reflected a sheltered, cared-for

Not only was the wiring harness smoke let out, but the engine, tire, leather and carpet smoke was let out as well. That stuff is a bitch to put back....

Bleeding brakes.

Has anyone thought to post this in the petitions section of whitehouse.gov yet?

"use the "Best" oil. - False. Cheapie walmart oil works just as good as $23.00 a quart royal purple racing for your street car, how about actually changing your fluids like the tranny fluid, brake fluid, etc?

Bam Margera, skateboarder, musician, professional prankster and Jackass star...

This car is like fooling around with your best friend's sister. You know in your head that it's probably a terrible idea, but right now it's looking pretty awesome.

Okay at first you were a funny troll to poke with a stick, now you're just a sad troll that I feel legitimately sorry for. Open up a history book and shut off the TV sometime, things aren't all black and white, and democrat vs republican doesn't mean the same thing it did in the ye olden days.

"We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked."

This flowchart is broken. No matter what it should always lead to the Bronco.

The only thing better than the random act of kindness is the genuine expression of happiness after performing said random act of kindness. That muffled "woohoo" and the double barrels put a big smile on my face.

Taking an engine apart is incredibly, stupidly simple.

Putting it back together is where it can get tricky.

One word...Thundercougarfalconbird.

Hard to feel bad for this guy's lost 9000+ vehicle junkyard when 19 elite firefighters lost their lives.

The winner is the first person to put it on a turbo diesel Miata wagon.