I’m from a very small town and I completely agree that the right clothes can make a strong impression on people. It’s amazing how often people comment on how I “clearly have my shit together” but LOL NO I just *look* like I have my shit together! It helps me fake it til I make it.

I am curious what that particular conspiracy theory is, yet I very strongly do not want to google it. 

This is partially true. I'm vaccinated and I have an adverse impact on the unvaccinated: if they don't want to get vaccinated I tell them to fuck off.

Seriously, this guy must have been in full “King Kong ain’t got shit on me!!!” mode to feel that comfortable making an enemy out of Tom goddamn Hanks.

Kill someone with your car while likely speeding, and bc there’s no investigation/charges for rich white celebrities, run for Governor of California! What a world for ignorant rich people!

My gods, that’s probably it. Bleurgh, here’s hoping it’s a complete flop and she stops trying to make this horsecrap happen.

Right? Thank you. This asshole killed someone and got off with it. Furthermore, she’s a selfish garbage person who ignored queer people who have done the damn work just because she only cares about her pocketbook. Fuck her into the sun.

Campaign slogan suggestion: “I got mine, so fuck you.”

Never forget:

What that clear vision is exactly has yet to be revealed.

As someone who watches the show (yes, I know) I think Scott is still very much in love with Kourtney, whereas she has fully moved on. She values him as a father to her kids and a close friend, but there is zero chemistry. This relationship seems way more serious than any of the others so I’m sure it’s difficult to…

I totally agree. I don’ know why people constantly want them back together. I’m not super well versed on Kardashian, but wasn’t he a terrible partner and is constantly dating teenagers??!! That would be such a turn off for me as a grown woman.

I’m with you! I have never watched Keeping Up with the Kardashian’s and am super grosssed out by all of their conspicuous consumption (particularly during times like these), but there’s something about the weirdness of their pairing that makes me want this to be real. Also, Scott gives off major sociopath vibes. Also…

Right? Like even if you personally find it annoying, keep it to yourself. There is enough negative energy in the world. I don’t Keep Up, but if someone’s happy, I don’t see the need for people to shit on that. Also, Scott Disick sucks in general so knowing this relationship bothers him is actually a plus.

TLDR: thirsty assholes are exhausting and no one has time for that shit. 

Joan tries too hard.

Just Joan trying way too hard to be clever. 

My go-to is “Okay, so I KNOW that you’re lying, now what I’m trying to understand is WHY?”

The two methods recommended for dealing with a gaslighter (usually someone with narcissistic personality disorder) are going no contact and grey rocking. Going no contact is obvious and needs no explanation. When you can’t go no contact, grey rocking is an option if you can manage to do it. Since gaslighters feed on…