Seeing how it was for a blowjob the last time, I’d say that’s about right

It’s my understanding that impeachment can be whatever Congress decides it to be, legality of action doesn’t even come into it.

It’s not illegal on its own, but it’s extremely suspicious in a wider context. It’s another piece to be added to the Russian collusion puzzle.

That may be legally true (just as it was legal to fire Comey), but that doesn’t make it either right or prudent.

Over/under this makes Fox News?

We’re so fucked.

I...um...er...ahem...you know, oddly that makes perfect sense.

Paris’s little brother Conrad Hilton was arrested for allegedly violating a restraining order, attempted breaking and entering, and now, grand theft auto.

Big congrats on finishing Grad school.

My wife had an opportunity to go into a field she loved when our first child was about 6 months old, but that meant she had to work nights and I had to stop being a deadbeat and help raise our daughter (solo 4 nights a week). Before that I just assumed that parenting was easy, so I was doing my wife a favor by…

Whoa, you just brought me back to my childhood when we used to make popcorn and ALWAYS made OJ and ginger ale drinks to go with it. We never dipped, but that combo of OJ/ginger ale and popcorn was DELICIOUS. How could I have forgotten?!?!

my family called this a jellyfish sandwich going back 4 generations and at least 80 years haha

upgrade the popcorn to white cheddar popcorn, and dip it in nacho cheese, and I’m with ya

You really went off the rails at the end there. WTF!

I am glad I am not the only one on the PB&P trip. Sweet, salty crunchy and soft. I’ve always used a dill pickle, and my prefered is Farman’s which used to have their factory in the town next to my hometown. (they still sell them but just not quite the same as the ones I grew up with.)

PB&P forever and ever amen.

Congrats. That’s a badass move I can live vicariously through, as my lunch was a Quarter-Pounder, AKA 1/1200 of your deadlift goal.

The ultimate movie about Stockholm syndrome.

Its not Jlaws fault. It was rewritten after she picked it apparently.