Yeah man, we’re so glad America chose* a lying racist instead.

Damn, this is a fantastic piece, Stassa. Swooning to see Benjamin, Sontag and Eco cited (and linked!) on Jezebel. Actually did an early reading scan for Adorno to see if you’d complete the tetralogy. Just so impressive and should be compulsory reading for anyone discussing fascism on Jez.

I thought I saw Trump this morning out in the neighborhood. When I looked more closely, it was an old rusted tea kettle upon which some shit-eating buzzard had built a nest.

Fashion doesn’t change nearly so drastically from decade to decade any more either. I read an article once that posited that when our way of life started changing so drastically due to technology, we slowed down change in other areas in order to preserve some kind of balance. It was interesting to think about.

A lot of the songs on the list I hated at the time because they were in heavy rotation on the radio and in clubs.

how about a trigger warning on that numerical, meteor?

I’ve tried to forget my many mistakes from the 90s....

Shit, you’re correct!

“I think that’s going to be very challenging. Does 3 Doors Down do comedy? I don’t know, maybe they do.”

Just wrote a book too!

I didn’t find it depressing, it was a fun challenge to find the best bargain. Having a back to school budget of $40, you had to make the most of it. I would rather have a pair of shoes, 3 shirts, and 2 pair of jeans from the red tag rack than one pair of pants from the Gap. Even today, when I go clothing shopping,…

A good friend’s mum told me, in all seriousness, that young white single men are the most discriminated group in modern history. I had to just walk out of the room.

You know what, Dems, I’ll believe it when I see it.

On the subject of education, did anybody else know that Sean Spicer’s mom is a faculty lead in the East Asian studies department at Brown? Do her students learn alternative facts? Maybe it wasn’t really napalm used in Vietnam?

What would they need them for? I don’t think you need one for a fleshlight.

I loathe these motherfuckers. I want to punch them all in the dick.

My mom used to joke that she would abort me and my siblings because we weren’t “viable” without her.

Hmmm...

That is the wide angle shot.

The signs should read “WE DONT NEED THE TOUCH OF A WOMAN BECAUSE OUR XBOX KEEPS US WARM AT NIGHT”