Even if you’re in the grays, feeding trolls is the best way to guarantee they get prominence and attention, because whenever an approved commenter stars your reply, their comment (and often every other comment they make in the same thread) is ungrayed.

It starts so early. My little brother has 2 older sisters and until the age of 4 when he started preschool he had no problems playing with us and our toys, which included playing with all of our Barbie dolls. Once he was surrounded by others he quickly picked up that somehow playing with “girl” toys was bad and yucky…

InstantPot isn’t a brand-name its a fucking lifestyle bro.

For real. Had no clue Brad was packing. It may give that Charlie Hannam gif a run.

Same. I’ve got twin seven year old boys and try to be as open and accepting a dad as humanly possible. One of the boys (baby A) started asking if he could paint his finger nails recently, to which I said “of course, my dude. You do you.” Baby B, however, starting to point out that painting your nails “is only for…

So you got to use the line “Thanks Obama” and have an actual point for doing so. Classy.

He’ll be walking gingerly for a little while.

Can’t believe he had the Gall to cumin the ring at all. He got peppered with strikes in a way that’s not gonna curry favor with the UFC much longer.

He couldn’t keep the choke at bay.

I hate you for making me laugh out loud at this and then having to explain to a bunch of people who the fuck Sage Northcutt is and why I laughed.

Interested to see how the hype machine dills with his loss.

The kid is still young. He’s near mint condition.

he was only parsley injured.

Just not his thyme yet.

Please take it up with Trader Joe’s then. Move along.

Yeah, I’ve eaten at Comet Ping Pong many times and had intended to go eat there again to support it. I don’t think I can anymore, and I kind of think this is going to be it for the restaurant. It’ll go out of business pretty soon because of this.

So, Austria rejected a far-right candidate and DAPL is stopped. It’s a good day! Let’s hope the results of the Italian referendum continue the pattern...and that this is a turning point after this no-good shitty year! (Louisiana senate seat; recounts and/or faithless electors, pleaseohplease!)

Here’s another one:

Last summer, I called my grandma to see how she was doing and she, as always, had a story to tell me. She was very active in her church and on Saturdays she helped out in the food bank. That past Saturday she told me a man she knew came in with a big box, he and his wife were moving and they had some books they didn’t…

I have a topical, but kind of dark, funny story: