Possible vague spoiler alert:

Meh. It’s a bad (as in, unfunny) joke, but I’m not entirely sure the outrage is justified.

It was a Lyanna who protected Jon when he was born.

It’s actually true— the ambulance didn’t come equipped with a time machine to go back two weeks so his parents could take him to a doctor.

The laugh that just came out of me was more like a scream.

Sadly, many of them are dead because just anybody can get a gun in America.

Oh, you missed it. When she announced it, she was accused of timing her pregnancy to benefit her mother’s campaign. Everything is a conspiracy to these people. :/

Cerulean Olds Alero 2-door w/ spoiler, Radio Shack special compact disc player with lots of blinking lights, but left speaker is blown out, car smells like cigarettes and arby’s, trash piled in the back.

Love you, Anderson!

America.

Could’ve been her ex:

This is so incredibly disturbing and sad so I’m just going to share my personal favorite performance of hers.

I loved making homemade ones for the kids because I used the cookie cutters to make ALL KINDS OF SHAPES BECAUSE I ROCK AS A STEP MOM SUCK THAT OTHER KIDS’ MOMS WHO SAID I WASN’T A REAL MOM I mean, ya know, because I was cheap.

Truly. When the primary season’s shit show went into effect, everyone was like, “COME BACK, JON STEWART! ONLY YOU CAN SAVE US!”

The best part is that it took that melted Glade candle TWO HOURS to come up with his comeback about how long it took Hillary to respond. This has been killing me all evening, y'all.

Hopefully Heidi Cruz is the recipient of the first DTMFA.

Sam Bee: greatest human being, or greatest human being ever?

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