i believe that’s known as a ‘ménage à moi’

Nina Hartley?

Nina Hartley is the porn star. She does different instructional videos for different things so I don’t know one specific name. Googling “Nina Hartley sex instruction” will give a bunch of hits.

I think it was Nina Hartley. She’s actually a fantastic sex educator.

same... v. annoyed about all of the feels that brought out.

The only time I ever caught a bouquet was during a promotion at a Lush store, and whoever caught it would win a bath bomb. I caught it one-handed because they were also giving out cupcakes.

SAME

I am so sorry, but I’m laughing so hard at this.

Bouquet tosses are the worst. Especially when Single Ladies comes on at a wedding and you have no idea that it’s now the official bouquet toss song and you’re drunk and scream and run out onto the dance floor and you’re the only one out there when the DJ goes, “LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE’S EXCITED FOR THE BOUQUET TOSS!!!”…

True fact. He did also mention how different she looks now after all the drugs and surgery. Can’t debate that, either. But it tickled me to know that my teenage son had been up in his dude room, not playing xbox, watching Mean Girls. Of course, he’s the same kid who came down one afternoon and excitedly told me about…

We didn’t toss a bouquet or a garter. We tossed a Unicorn and a Dinosaur. And encouraged everyone, singles and non-singles, to try and vie for them. If the root of the tradition is that we are supposed to impart some of our love and good will to others, then everyone should be able to play—no singling out the…