That misspelling of “stab” in Trump’s tweet kills me, and I hate them all.

AMEN! (Also - those clothes are the cutest!)

Thanks! I’m super pumped for the kid part, and this pregnancy part isn’t too bad either. Probably because I’m not hungover ever - although I could do without this new rubbing of my thighs together. OH WELL. BRING ON BABY.

One of the OB/GYNs at the practice I go to told me my 14-week-old-fetus daughter was in “porn position.” I was so shocked I had nothing to say. I see him again on Friday, and if he mentions it again, I will be happy to lecture him on sexualization of fetuses.

I have these same concerns for my feminist-female-in-utero. To solve the problem, we’ve asked for no gifts and reiterated with all of our friends that we have so many hand-me-downs that the baby needs no clothes.

I’m pregnant now and am getting all these hand-me-downs, which is great, but they’re all f’ing pink and I want to vomit Pepto onto them.

Oooh! I feel the same as you on the former, but I absolute hate being “spanked” in bed. I resent it, in fact. (Although I’m happy to do the spanking... probably related. Ugh. Gross.)

Ugh - I’m sorry you had to go through that. My parents hit my sister and I too, then chilled out later with the other three kids. The crazy thing is, when I brought this up to my mom recently, she told me I was making things up - as if somehow I had decided to lie about distinct memories of being smacked! Absolutely…

Yep, done that! Maybe its a West Coast thing, but my local pizzeria is happy to sell me a couple of pounds of raw dough.

Oh yeah... I had a college boyfriend who couldn’t finish... turns out he was a porn addict. Killed my self-esteem, and made me very wary of porn.

My nephew has infected the entire family with norovirus or something similar for the last three Christmases in a row.

Except the last two I’ve purchased smell like crap. I returned one to Sephora and got a second, but it also reeked. Maybe it was a bad bash? I’m using a sample Dior mascara right now and I love it more than NARS.

So many TSA stories. I’m pregnant, so currently avoiding the stupid revolving imaging machine. I get so distressed every time I have to go through the “pat down.” It is truly an awful invasion of privacy. A few weeks ago at Stockholm airport, a male security agent did the pat down - which I’m not sure is legal or by…

ODU isn’t exactly known for stellar academics.

But not alone.

*Too wise.

Yes! Me too. But then again, I can barely be bothered with the mascara I put on daily and the jeans I’ll wear in lieu of yoga pants...

My favorite tool EVER....

I hear you. We also had a terrible meth-head neighbor once. He’s gone now, but a year ago, someone tried to set the empty house on fire. I saw them do it and was able to call the fire department before it spread to our home. The moment I hear anything from the house, I break into a sweat and my heart skips a few beats…

I once was in a brothel/club in Jordan that had just one open toilet in the women’s restroom that also doubled as the ladies’ locker room.