I’ve seen bugs with louvers on the front hood because there was a V8 under there. Just sayin.

Doesn’t the “love you all” part normally come after you consume the alcohol or marijuana?

People who vandalize cars most definitely deserve to bend over and accept “the rod”. Wait, were you talking about getting caned?

Gawker Media the place where the left can do no wrong, the right is always the enemy, and there’s no such thing as a moderate. It would be nice to come to a website about cars and not have a political spin on every third article.

We need more partisan political Gawker influence in Jalopnik. There hasn’t been enough since they were justifiably bankrupted.

Full recovery is expected.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

Sponsored by Takata.

I have a better idea;

the universal answer to all land disputes:

For the second time today…

Yes, I remember. I had the lasagna.

You never mentioned whether she’d had the fish too!

GET HER REX KRAMER!

Accidente grande!

A big chunk of my income goes to taxes. If I’m going to be dumping that much money, some of it better be used on fighter jets in flashy paint jobs.

Unfortunately, I’m old enough that it’s not…

Bummer, as that was a fantastic race, especially the last 40 or so laps with Kenseth holding off Kyle Larson and Chase Elliott. The new, low downforce package really shined.

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I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.