She came with “chrome clad” and those were destroyed by debris on the interstate. So I replaced them with modern version Torque Thrust wheels.

And all riders should be forced to read the “Hurt Report” out loud in a public place.

They should know that there are three rules to motorcycling. Once they hear them, understand them AND come to terms with them (three separate acts), motorcycling is the greatest sport in the world.

At least it wasn’t the dehydrated pork patty like what I had in Iraq in 1991.

Hot Wheels should be ranked higher.

1992 Mercury Capri: Mazda drive train built on a Ford Probe chassis in Australia. I have hated Aussies ever sense.

The two Goldwing based bikes Honda should have made instead of the Rune.

I'm in the last pic. I'm the one on the boo boo bus. Yeah, that day really sucked ass.

I have seen the HJCs improve greatly over the years.

I love Shoei.

I would have tried to drive pit-in just out of spite.

In the deposition of the driver that crippled me, the driver that caused the wreck NEVER dialed 911 nor did he even walk over to check to see if I was alive or dead. Thank God a kind citizen called.

Any public playing of Maria should be put on the UN’s prohibited torture practices.

I’m not a fan if most “team orders”.

I wonder if the driver of the Nissan needs the telephone number of my lawyer?

Where was Tony looking? Through the turn is where he should have been looking. Which, on American ovals, is to the left. Ward came from the right.

And even more bonus if we hear a rebel yell over the video or we hear you tell the videographer to hold your beer and “watch this”.

I wonder if the 4-cylinder 4x4 5-speeds still have the “clutch start disconnect”? That feature is worth price of admission. I used that feature to get my butt unstuck more times than I can count. The 2002 Tacoma I owned would climb a vertical wall.

I sent Jalopnik money for a decal last year and never got one.