The problem is this. Velocity realized a quirky, relatable guy spending 2/3 of the show on the sometimes intricate details of general automotive maintenance narrowed the audience viewership to those of us who love to tinker on cars. Although in a community like Jalopnik we may seem to be a massive audience, in the…

Make that picture a 2013 g37x s and you have my wife’s current ride. Same color even. Bought used with under 6k miles, had it for almost 4 years now and after 85k miles the most frustrating thing we have had to deal with was re-learning the auto up-down on the windows after replacing the original battery this winter.…

Bet she knows a thing or two about a straight 6, amirite?

My desires are small. I only want this to

Ankeny, Iowa has your back.

Ahhhh, my reading comprehension is piss poor.

Yeah, she gets me.

My wife, knowing that i am a lifelong reader of Car Craft (and fan of Krass & Bernie) found George Trosley online and had this done for Fathers Day last year. I had just finished my LQ9 swap in “Stella”. I snagged a good one.

Not sure what you mean? The lower bumper looks correct for a ‘59 Cadillac.

Extremely clean original z600 on local CL for $8k. These adorable llittle things tug on the heartstrings so hard.

‘Member gated shifters? I ‘member!

Finally getting the LQ9 put back together in my ‘71 cutlass after getting my 226cc ported heads back from advanced induction.

I’m not much of a translator, but after the impressive explosion the conversation i heard was:

I have absolutely no rational use for such a machine, but living in Omaha I have spent more time than i care to admit in the past couple weeks staring blankly into this exact craiglist ad daydreaming. My LS swapped ‘71 cutlass is done so the wife would have to understand why we need it, right? Right? Right!

Here in a small, but fortunate, portion of the midwest we call your invention Runzas.

Pretty sure that’s a dude, Lambo.

Pushbroom approved!

If someone were dead set on a 124, this is the worst way to go about aquiring a nice example. Even the best of them arent worth much more than 10k, making a quality restoration a losing proposition. Save 2 years of your life, save your marriage, and save your sanity by offering this guy 7k and keeping the little…

Hey, yo fat girl. Come here, are ya ticklish?

Kid in my neighborhood drives this. Started out as a clean police auction car, every time i see it he has done more mods, weathered it more, etc. Must be a pretty creative kid.