Well. That's rough, man.

I say without hyperbole that this is the greatest thing I have ever seen on the internet.

The same people he donated millions of dollars to are calling him a traitor... amazing!

Yeah, pretty sure that’s the joke.

+1 U-Haul fleet.

I just don’t know that the Oklahoma City Sonics get to pull this card.

“Traitor.”

Fans don’t understand free agency because the money that could’ve been spent on educating them and giving them critical thinking skills was spent on building arenas for their favorite teams instead.

I’m just kidding, no one remembers where they were when the wall fell (I was six) and the moon landing was fake. This is real history.

So many lifes changed.

This is such a cop-out. He is clearly just doing this to avoid getting punched in the balls by Draymond in next year’s playoffs.

Prediction: At some point this season, in the midst of a 30-point game streak that will dwarf anything MJ or Joe Dimaggio has ever done, Russell Westbrook will spontaneously combust live on television. He will posthumously be awarded MVP.

*Cavaliers and Warriors meet in the finals for the rest of eternity*

To be fair, I don’t think that volleyball is any better or worse than other youth sports. They all have this problem, whether they admit it or not. Swimming had a big thing a few years ago. Gymnastics, too. Basketball is hardly exempt.

Juniors volleyball has its fair share of predatory coaches, as well. I can think of four that I came across as a player and a coach. For two of them, it was basically an “open secret” that they would sleep with players.

Talk about burying the Lede. World Volleyball powerhouse Cuba lost to Finland! Certainly these poor, dear young men have suffered enough and must be experiencing deep emotional trauma.

This is all you need to know about Ed Werder. That he misspelled “even” is just icing on the cake.

Eh. I believe Pepe is the reason they are there. He wins so many balls. Hate the guy, but damn if he hasn’t taken over the entire defense.

I can say that $54 is more than $35 because when you add the two numbers together 9>8.

nobody wants to sound like the white media guy supporting the Great White Hope over the Black Superstar Du Jour.