It's pretty accurate considering Golden State got smoked last night.

Donald Trump thinks an erotic essay is a Mexican porn star.

if Riley made certain personnel decisions, or if James altered his game in certain ways, it was for the mutual benefit of all.

Perhaps if Riley convinced his billionaire owner to sacrifice by paying the luxury tax the year before in order to keep the team together, he could have better convinced a not-billionaire that everybody there was sacrificing. Instead, they traded away assets important to James to avoid paying the repeater tax.

Note Steph could have chosen to go by Love on his first possession, but saw LeBron lurking as free safety underneath. Surely his anxiety spiked after getting owned by LeBron all series, and he decided to take his chances hoisting a contested 3 over Love instead.

I went back and watched the last 4 almost scoreless minutes again, and while everyone else is just watching the long threes flat-footed, Kevin Love is sprinting in from three point line, positioning himself for a rebound. Good for him.

“You’re making the biggest mistake of my career.”- Pat Riley

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

WHO WANTS TO SEX ON THE BEACH MOZGOV?

In Soviet Russia, championship-destined team lose to you.

Last night was amazing. I went downtown to watch the game. I’ve never been with a more electric crowd and when they won it was louder than any place I’ve ever been.

In my office just outside Akron, OH everyone is smiling this morning. On a Monday morning. What a great day.

Yeah, Kobe is nowhere near the GOAT. He’s the GOAT of Jordan impersonators, I’ll give him that. He’s like Michael Jordan Lite.

“OK, let’s throw it over to Akron!”

Real talk. Does Draper come in to work tomorrow or call in sick and turn off his phone?

When GS’s top scorer ends up being Draymond, you knew they were in a lot of trouble, lol.

I’m all for making fun of Cleveland because...you know. It’s Cleveland.
But i always enjoy to see curses being broken. Droughts are bad for sports. Glad to see Lebron do it with the Cavs. GSW totally shit the bed. Cleveland deserved that.

Ball’s on your court now, Cubs. It’s time.

Kobe? No.

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