I dont approve of this comment. I only liked it because I am guilty of it.

“God damn, Japanese are weird people.”

And due to his scooter being damaged, he didn’t make it to work.

Trying to get some of Dee’s nuts.

Listen, I’m not saying this will get Dee off the hook. But if pop for Clostebol, you might as well go out looking like a champ. So here’s your excuse. You’re welcome.

I’d probably make that face, too, if one of my teammates kept slapping me in the dick.

- Emmit Smith

Much better than domestically racking a foul.

I think Dr_Enzo is Chris Evans because he gets butthurt over every comment about Evans

I'm sure he meant to say "county"

Yeah...it’s like Africa.

Wait is Europe not a country? I meant the country of Middle East then.

nah i believe the good doctor is referring to his mother’s frothy twat that you dominate on a weekly basis

I’ve been out of my folks’ place for over a decade, so nice try. Ben&Jerry have some new flavors or something?

I wonder what gave them their first clue.

I’m waiting for Curt to start selling his own brand of cheap mock English coins. The headline will be awesome:

“Success beyond the ark?” deserves more love.

Reporter: Would you say you and your babies have a love-eight relationship?

Reporter: “Would you say you’re on cloud nine?”
Husband/Wife: “We’re on cloud nine!”