Mike Burroughs himself has an insanely varied car collection.

Stanceworks are a good bunch given a bad name by an embarrassing scene. They actually do some really awesome tasteful stuff too, it’s not all about slamming with them. Really hope they get their truck back.

That top view is - and I’m using a technical term here - the tittyballs.

I call this configuration- None More Black

Or just slap a few M-badges on your 228i for cheap horsepower.

I honestly can’t believe I have two people who are basically saying “why comment?” I don’t know hoss - why blog? Why Internet? Why communication?

Phew, thank god. my personal code of honor requires that I had to watch the games against my will until I got permission to stop from a random stranger on the Internet.

Jay Wright’s reaction that you linked too is fantastic! I’m an instant fan of the guy.

hella stanced?

[stacks cups]

Interesting that when white guys stack cups we call them athletes, but when black guys stack cups we call them dishwashers at Chili’s.

Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror... murder a prostitute. Change gear, change gear, murder.

He did go to Georgia Tech, one of a handful of D-1 schools requiring you to have paid attention in high school on occasion.

Chris Bosh is an earnest dork and I have always liked the dude. This changes nothing.

And I can barely get 4G on my stupid phone.

“thurrs no replacement furr displacement hurr durr”

LOL Two Turbo’s with a GT-R attached

I don’t speak Spanish too well. … I think it was a Cuban person, frustrated about the politics of it, I guess. He threw two beer cans. Nobody got hit. Nobody did anything. Maybe some guys got wet. It was a Cuba thing.

FATE NUMBER THREE: They end up on the front page of Jalopnik in a Freddy Hernandez story, exhorting readers to buy them for the price of a good used Lexus.

FATE NUMBER THREE: