If these fuckers pass up the opportunity to elect President Sexwale, I’m going to be pissed.

How sillier can it get from this shitshow?

Sure, but the—or, well, a—problem with this story is that it doesn’t raise any actual factual dispute that might challenge Holtzclaw’s conviction. It just treats the conviction as one among a competing set of essentially equal narratives, as if it’s just, like, the court’s opinion, man, and everybody’s entitled to…

That was one of the big problems with this piece. This guy, who probably pitched this piece because he wanted to re-use the reporting/sources he had from Holtzclaw’s college football career, thought he was doing something in the vein of “Serial” or “Making A Murderer.” But he never actually investigated the case or…

If you want to write a long story that paints a complex portrait of a villain, it is adivisable to first find a villian with some degree of complexity. Former college football player turned cop who likes to rape women ain’t exactly Richard III.

I didn’t read it as *concussions* as much as getting out before football completely destroys your body and/or mind. Patrick Willis and Calvin Johnson didn’t retire because of concussions or CTE either, but there’s a pretty recent rash of high-level players deciding that the risk of playing several extra years at…

Fortunately, the humor is in no danger of sinking beneath the site’s basement of inexplicable butthurt.

<crickets>

Mayo probably has a future in coaching if he wants it

Or his taste.

Immediately after the interview, UFC announced it had signed the babies.

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

Wow. If voodoo economics can’t work in Louisiana...

“I promise I will do everything I can to help figure out a solution before the clock runs out.”

This is so beautiful that I want to impregnate someone immediately just to have an excuse to buy a station wagon.

Show me on the doll where the tire pressure gauge touched you.

“by the way im not white”

that font beat comic sans 105-108

Leave Sly and the family alone.