Rural Carolinians were initially bummed to hear Superman had once again humiliated Aryans.

Well, it should be no surprise considering all the wide-open uncontested looks they get. It’s not like they’ll draw a charge or anything.

This is excellent Kinja

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

Let’s just address the elephant in the room here: those trikes.

Thanks. I had some pretty stupid material to draw from, so...

You know that moment when somebody in your neighborhood does something really really stupid and you’re hoping nobody outside your neighborhood notices?

The #BFIF are still the Packers although it appears that the Seahawk fans are coming for their....flag.

This is Russell Wilson’s comment

Sorry, Cam’s actions on Sunday were far less egregious than that fucking commercial Wilson did with Macklemore...

Are Seahawks fans quickly becoming the #BestFansInBaseball of the NFL?

Imagine how many more hungry the 12th Man could feed and clothe if it didn’t travel across the country en masse to watch a football game. Lots of cancer drugs those plane tickets could buy instead...

See, what Cam doesn’t understand is that the 12th man is a family. A community. And they do what all good families do, steal shit from Texas A&M.

Feast Mode.

There are two penalties on the comment. Unnecessary use of a comma, and failure to comprehend the joke. 15 word penalty, retype comment.

It’s not that big of a deal to beat some Golden Gloves fighter.

Who here has sex that goes to OT? I can’t relate to this analogy.

So, sex then.

That game was like sex, if sex included Al Michaels and Chris Collinsworth watching you the whole time and getting completely flabbergasted by what they were seeing.