He should write an apology Letter to the Philippians.

Drew Magary Status:

I go 175 at 5’11” and can’t imagine stretching my in-decent-shape self up to 7’6” and only adding 9 pounds.

The nutrition regimen seems questionable, like they’re just throwing stuff at the wall to see what sticks.

Maybe they were afraid of straining.

I like my centers al dente

Sure, Bobroczkyi looks stiff out there. But you should see how ten minutes in bubbling hot water relaxes him.

Fox Sports stands behind show producer Ryan Shaw, as well as supporting their president of programming. They expect to be exonerated and anticipate a...

Man...and Dominguez is MILFY as fuck. I’d hate to see what they do to ugly older women...

“It’s not that she’s old, I just don’t want to stab her.”

I don’t pay attention much to college football (like Dennis Rodman explaining the whores in bed with him to Carmen Electra, I assume NFL players drop magically out of the sky) so I don’t know much about the bru-ha-ha with Cam in college. He seems like a good guy, he seems to have matured a bit since he started in the…

First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

a toupee someone found in a garbage can and stapled to a sweet potato

Reporter: Tom, do you like Don Trump?

“Typical.”

My SUPER Italian grandfather used to always yell at me for not calling sauce “gravy.” I got the last laugh, though—he had a heart attack and died in his sleep.

It’s a damn shame the Panthers don’t have Norman and Steve Smith on the same team this year. That would be the greatest one-two smack talk punch in the history of the game.

1^st and 10

Yup, movie’s called Shaolin Soccer. Its a fun action comedy directed by Stephen Chow. You should definitely check it out.