“Even though tiger and I were together for years, it never seemed like we had a real relationship.”

Clown shoe!

This just about sums it up. What a phenomenal series

Who ya got for game seven?

Absolut Wreckage.

In communist russia the pole positions you

Any salesman worth his salt knows that the VR6 has any amount of valves the customer wants it to have. Rookie mistake.

I’m looking for an 11 valve two stroke wankel Miata, anyone know where I can get one?

...to be fair, Ronald Reagan is responsible for a whole ton and a half of terrible and godawful things, many of which, indeed, have to do with Americans’ personal entitlement and our complete lack of regard for the consequences of our own actions. Also the War on Drugs. Also more than one foreign policy fiasco that is…

What seems weird about it to me is him flattening the universe to put Jordan and Ali on the same continuum. It’s not that one or the other of them is/was “bigger” than the other; they’re famous and culturally significant in completely different ways. The scale on which Ali is “bigger” than Jordan…

Trains and tornadoes, scary stuff.

For every douche here who is complaining that this is pointless, who cares, and so on: This site really needs to happen, and it will fail because Whitlock is an bloviating egomaniac who can’t see the big picture. And when it does, there won’t be another chance for a good long time, and so it matters that Whitlock is…

Hands down, my favorite part of this is knowing Greg’s last Whitlock piece turned ol’ Jase into a 9/11 truther.

“I wasn’t going to tell you, but I’m Anonymous. Right there. Number 20.” — Jason Whitlock

“Eat on Monday what everyone forgot they put in the fridge on Friday.”

Damn, Whitlock got put in a vacant.

This one really gets me. I can’t tell if it’s a troll, but I’m taking the bait. How exactly is sitting on the couch and watching people play basketball going to help the American obesity problem? It’s like people are losing weight by imagining themselves as the basketball players.