You’re right. No reason to enjoy this.

It’s also a joke, so there’s that.

It’s a Toyota Cressida:

Oh, it gets even worse when you read the press release, which is titled, “Jeep Brand Launches Unprecedented Marketing Campaign for All-New 2015 Jeep Renegade.” I saw it on Newspress this morning and almost threw up.

Sometimes I really despise the things my profession does.

Sincerely Yours,
Marketing Guy in the Auto Industry


(That being said. I could see this ad actually convincing some dirty hipster who just got their first job as an Account Representative for Yelp to buy a Renagade over the Veloster or Soul they were already…

You know damn well that no one actually eats Taco Bell. It's all a front for what I described.

When I was still in my 20s, I used to race bikes before I got old and went back to racing cars. My wife and I had been together for a while when I decided to sell the bikes and picked up (your favorite) a 944 to run in Spec. After a year-long build, I took the car out for a HPDE weekend at Buttonwillow.

Waiting for the update that she’s just been hired at Fox News

IIRC they’re not actually building “new” cars so much as completely rebuilding old ones from new old stock parts. To actually build new cars they need to go through all sorts of rigmarole with the DOT and NHTSA including equipping the cars with all the modern safety tech (front/side airbags, ABS, traction control,…

Rage, Rage, Rage, against the dying of the pike.

From hell's heart I slap at thee.

She looks like Jemele Hill in this shot

You mean it wasn’t Ned Flanders?

I can’t believe this video and it’s horrible thing it’s trying to teach our kids.

I’m sorry, but to me times like this are opportunities to see how close I can get to my car’s top speed before I don’t see a tornado anymore. No cop is going to arrest me for running for my life even going double the speed limit. Calmly filming it like I just smoked all the weed is not even a remote option.

Wasted excuse to drive at rates of speed ranging somewhere between irresponsible and insane, I’d think. This fella’s ‘SPORT’ button must have an easy life.

That’s an amazing video. From the lack of profanity I think we can assume he’s either Canadian or, at the very least, a first generation ‘Murican of Canadian decent.

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