And the Final Jeopardy answer is?

Reminds me of youtube videos of Forza liveries

No shit. That was crazy. I think he needs the gauge cluster from an LF-A. Analog can't keep up.

Kobe refuses to give courtesy reach around. A shocked and disappointed Allen is reminded of Kobe's legendary selfishness.

I think it's pretty cool they even gave the butler a uniform

Stay away from the kids

That was the first car I thought about when I saw that nose. I haven't seen one of the Abruzzi in a long time.

+1lb.

Very. Once I finally got it. I kept thinking, "Why doesn't the falcon have a beak?"

Seat gives a courtesy reach around?

That was just fantastic. Misdirection and a blindside hit. +1

After we hung up, Ken Tarr called me a short while later and asked what he would have to do to get a job at Deadspin.

+1 That's too damn funny. I had a joke that was going to contain misspelled words and references to Kentucky, but your post fucked it for me. Instead, I'll leave you with this little gem of a website: creationmuseum.org

You guys laugh, but that's the authentic Vikings playbook. Not cool. If the other teams find out about this the Vikings will be at a serious disadvantage.

You have got to be kidding me! You don't know those guys? Pictured l to r:

Would have gotten away if the car came with one of these.

Pictured:

Classic example of reach exceeding grasp.

+1

Only one.