I am cool with your answer and definitely respect your honest reply. Here's the thing about people, me included: We tend to express ourselves in absolute terms, leaving no room for "what if".

Waste of money is relative. Relative to how much you have, and how much value you place on it. What do I mean? As cool as your kids $60 quad is, I can't help but think it's a huge wasted of money. Why not buy a $15 Big Wheel if you're going to limit it to 4 mph?

Damn funny! I'll give you a little Deadspin... +1

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"Jimal is 100% right! When I am out with my family, I expect a little privacy, not a camera jammed in my face! Respect and dignity is all I ask."

+1

It's sarca...

This. This is what the "real" Deadspin is about. +1

i'm surprised this didn't get more traction. +1

That.shit.is.funny. +1

Sweet Jeebus that's good.

Mr. Te'o. Your son lied. Get over it.

tangy, sweet and timely, like a watch made from maple bacon.

That sir... +1

Nice

I am so late to this but it deserves a +1 "coulda had a V6 mustang for that price"

nice

macabre and delightful +1

You are not alone. I laughed loud enough for 3 people in my cubicle farm to walk over.

+1 touche