Um...anything. No way I’m watching that tire fire. Burn me once...

$200 just for the part? Not any of the places I’ve been. I’ve never spent more than around $130 for the entire job, labor and parts included. In fact, I’m looking at pricing at a few places near me right now and you can get the entire job done for $60-$190 depending on your specific model and the specific repair shop. …

$279? You can take your iPhone in for screen repair at any number of places for a fraction of what Apple charges. And it can take under an hour. Unfortunately I’ve had to go that route 3-4 times.

I tried to watch it. I lasted exactly 8 minutes. Ugh.

“We’ve all been there.”

Is it bad that this doesn’t really bother me?

DIY Peloton? DIY Exercise bike? It’s not DIY anything. These are not hacks, it’s simply “buying a bike trainer”

Why is an egg-white omelet a “pervert’s” omelet? I don’t have them often but I’ve had quite a few of those in my day and I consider my sexual proclivities to be fairly normal.

This. Exactly what my dog did. He ran up and started barking and antagonizing the moose. As terrified as I was for my dog there was no way I was getting as close as he was to pull him back. Moose can be really, really mean and are gigantic. You don’t want to be anywhere near one. 

Buying a bike trainer does NOT equal building an exercise bike or building a Peloton bike. It’s just buying a trainer which hundreds of thousands of people have done over the years.

You change gears on the bike to change resistance when using a “dumb” trainer which is what you’ve got. Smart trainers can be controlled by the workout app but usually run in the $600-$1600 range.

Texas is a big state, stop generalizing. I’m from “your area” too and dispute at least half of what you’re saying.

Thanks. That curing thing might finally give me a use for boiled egg yolks. If the white and yolk are not completely mixed together, I just can’t do yolks at all. I can do a normal omelet or scrambled eggs but I strangely prefer the taste of egg whites to eggs with full yolks so I’ve had a “pervert’s” omelet or three…

Resorting to name calling. Classic. You must be a Trumper. Anyway, I’m thankful to the two friends that came over and made sure I had food to eat and could manage in the days when I could barely move. I’m sure no one would have bothered for someone like you. 

As a devout member of the I Hate Mayo club, this is a wonderful day. 

Yeah, I’m pretty sure you can. In fact, I know you can because I’ve had a couple friends come by to help me (I had an accident just before all of this really exploded here). I guess you you meant to say that in your opinion, you shouldn’t visit a friend.

Hilarious. Worst interview ever. 

That sounds like a much bigger hassle than going with frozen

Last Jedi was so bad I won’t be going to see the next one. I just don’t even care anymore. Star Wars has jumped the shark. 

This is exactly why I only eat the rotisserie chicken. It’s the only one of the three you can tell is actually chicken