Dude, he ain’t going to let you blow him. 

What?! Nearly $3,000 for a bed tent? To quote Elon, go fuck yourself. 

For $55 I'm happy to help any cyber truck owners get a similar broken window look

There are way more than 5000 people with the money and the desire for attention, regardless of the drawbacks.

So, in order to get the range capacity of a normal truck, you need to permanently reduce the ability to actually be a truck? At least make it flat so you can use the whole bed still.

Elon, that you?

Damn man. People expect to be paid multiple times over their lifetime??? Who are these entitled pricks.

Maybe he was thinking of linking all the sinkholes together. That would save some time. 

Kind of surprised Stalephish and the other simps aren’t here to cry how these are just preproduction tunnels and Jalopnik just doesn’t understand Elon’s brilliant tunnel knowledge. 

Just like deep sea submersibles!  What’s the worst that could happen, bro?

I thought he was more enthusiastic in his drilling. What with trying to re-populate the planet and everything. 

Mm I don’t think that word means what you think it means

We have reached the point of capitalism where we’re literally out here donating money to corporations for no reason. 

Given that some Tesla buyers paid $15k for imaginary FSD, paying just over half that and actually getting something doesn’t seem like such a bad deal.

It’s not (sic) if they are using the correct spelling for the language they are speaking.

Oh, how could this possibly be stopped? If only there was some legislative body that could, you know, make and enforce rules for stuff.

I bet Veronica is a real blast at parties and I bet the “AdFree Cities” offices are just a ton of fun.

Ha, what the hell is with the multiple “[sic]” notes here? That’s how they spell stuff over there. It’s perfectly acceptable.

Did they “make shit up?”  Seems like they might have been inaccurate with the specificity of the eventual charge, but it sure seems like King Varga killed two people with his car while he was a student at Stanford.  

Uh, just to be clear, the guy has absolutely no case whatsoever and the chance that this is getting thrown out immediately is essentially 100%. The TechDirt article has a link to the motion to dismiss, I would suggest anybody read it before thinking the dude has any kind of a case at all here.