That’s always a mistake.

He definitely has a SHO and is feeling very butthurt about all the disdain for this clearly CP car.

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Blazerbros

OK, buy a Corvette, pull the fuse for the ABS and traction control, cut the belt for the A/C compressor, throw away the targa top and replace it with coat hangers and a rain coat, roll down the power windows and pull the fuse, then you can have the true pure 1st generation Viper roadster experience for half the price.

A GM product will run poorly for longer than a lot of other cars will run, period.

That’s just crazy talk.

Buy another CTS-V wagon.

The only things that could’ve made this story more Canadian were if the golf clubs were hockey sticks and the Walmart was a Tim Hortons.

They should be embarrassed for not letting the GOAT, Takeru Kobayashi compete.

Ah the good old days. I never expected to say that and mean it at age 33.

Lighten up Francis. 

NOBODY, not even GM at any point ever thought the SRX looked good. 

What makes you think it’s satire? It’s a pretty common opinion of big city dwellers that like to tell the rest of the country how to act. Remember, not everyone lives in a big city.

No thanks, It’s Garbage.

Satire is more about clever humor and less about developing points for your argument. If this was satire, the jokes were seriously weak.

you haven’t been paying attention, there is no satire here.

“Small cars are dying because nobody buys them. FCA already killed off the Dodge Dart and the Chrysler 200.”

Ford and I are a lot alike. We don’t really have any good ideas at the moment, but damn if we can’t find the worst possible idea for any situation.

Except these types would probably drive with a suspended license.