In case it would interest you, here is a (weirdly cropped) picture I took of the same sheep from the frightening car story deliberately sticking his head in the door to make his baah echo louder. I think you will agree that he’s doing it on purpose to fuck with people:

Listen, the weirdest single thing about sheep and goats is that like, if I was going to mimic a dog barking, you would be like, “Yes, that is absolutely a person pretending to be a dog,” even if I was doing a really good job sounding like a dog. But a sheep or a goat sound is indistinguishable from a person pretending…

Lol animals are the worst, they will fuck with you, no joke.

I have no idea what this means - Iceland is one of the most plastic-based countries on earth. I spent a month going all over there and never touched or saw money, even when I was in small towns of like 200 people. You need to get your credit card in order.

I have no idea, but put a link up as a reply to this when you do get them up - I’d love to at least take a look at them.

Tastes vary, but you’d have to pay me more than $28 to carry something I hate as much as I hate the look of Vera Bradley.

I think that’s just that the resale market is much more accessible now. I could never afford a Kate Spade bag from their shop or outlet, but someone on ebay was selling a brand new one for 1/3rd of its value, so now I have a Kate Spade bag. I’m far from the only person to hop on that bandwagon. At this point, to get…

I had something similar a few years ago. I went into the doctor because my left ankle swelled up to the size of a grapefruit and I couldn’t bend it (unideal for my retail job). I had cellulitis, a skin infection I’d gotten when I scratched a bug bite on my ankle and gave myself a pinprick knick in the skin. I had to…

Thanks for your concern! She’s okay now, and she’s managed to build relationships again, which I cannot. imagine. after such a deep and terrifying betrayal of trust.

This just makes me think of those hideous Vera Bradley quilted bags that were everywhere among the career-having-moms for a while, not like the sleek leather goods Coach is known for.

That other half is for YOU.

After meeting her at some school events, I am followed on Twitter by Ms. Kate Bornstein herself, which is thus far my proudest achievement.

I fly WOW at least twice a year to get to Europe, and to be honest I love it. They don’t give you anything, but they do give you a power outlet at each seat to charge your devices. TBH, that’s all I need, and not all the bigger cushier airlines do even that. I also find that if you have a headache and ask for an…

I think its biggest flaw is too much adherence to the “Maybe this is real! We can never really be sure!” schtick. Which is fine I guess when they’re doing eps based on traditional stories and/or eyewitness accounts, but some of their stuff is absolutely made up out of whole cloth. Also tbh it’s not really scary at all.…

The minute your mental health means real people get hurt, you’ve left the realm where there’s anything excusable. And the minute you try to tell me you can’t figure that out because something something those crazy Japanese! I don’t have to be polite to you. Don’t talk to me anymore.

It’s not more complicated at all. It’s just that he got a woman deeply and legally involved in his life, then perpetuated harm against children and embroiled her in a terrifying and embarrassing legal imbroglio. Basically everything that is implied in the phrase “possessing child pornography.”

It’s okay, all of you who have to make sure we all know that you Don’t Like Eminem But you Like Him Now, Keith Olbermann is ready to ringlead you all. Plus he perpetuates the nonsense that more celebrities should get involved in politics since it’s working out so well now.

Nah, man, everyone’s been decent. Though most of the comments are like, “EVERYBODY knew about this!” and I’m like “I didn’t know about this!” I couldn’t pick this man out of a lineup of two people before yesterday, I barely knew he made movies! Also, Meryl is saying she didn’t know and while it’s not a hill I want to…

Despite what Alcoholics Anonymous and other 13-step programs will tell you, there’s more than one way to be in recovery. Also, we judge people by their actions, not their addictions.

I don’t know. Maybe I’m in a weird position to think about this, because a friend of mine married a guy who got arrested for possessing child porn - and she absolutely did not know about it. She didn’t know anything until the FBI woke her up raiding her house one morning. She divorced him immediately. It’s among the…