I honestly think how you deal with it depends on how it’s happening for you. If you’re mostly thinning from the front, a good haircut is all you need - you’ll still look like you’re balding but you’ll also look groomed and attractive (like Prince William, or Jason Statham in the comment above). If it’s starting as a…

Between that and the people like me who subscribe to Netflix to watch each new season of their favorite show and then immediately unsubscribe, I’d imagine you’re getting up to 80% of users.

Oh my god right? This is a bad week for realizations about justice in this country - I thought I’d never be shocked again after reading that that Glee actor who possessed child porn with kids as young as three being abused was only going to get “up to” 7 years. Frankly I think he should be in jail for every year of…

I’m not the best person and this isn’t the greatest part of my life, but it’d be the worst day in all the universe if I had absolutely nothing to be proud of other than my sebum-overloaded carapace like Little Lord Master Race up there.

This is so true. Almost every food I thought I didn’t like as a child - pork chops, fish, bone-in chicken, kale - wound up being stuff that I didn’t like because my mom was terrible at cooking them. I wound up being lucky in that I was always willing to eat different things and didn’t get stuck in a “I only eat 4…

It’s hard to remember when both the most-famously-rich, most-famously-tasteless families of our livetimes (the Trumps and the Hiltons) both have a son named Baron/Barron (ugh, Barron, can you imagine?) that there are actually two Hilton boys. Basically one just starts seeing all rich white stupid people as one, as it…

Generally, I’m with you on enchiladas vs. lasagna (I almost never order Italian food in a restaurant unless I’m 100% sure it’s real and not Americanized Italian - if I want limp noodles in a pool of sauce I can make that at home). In fact, I’d say Mexican food is overall my only “I could eat it every day” cuisine.

In that sense, and only in that sense, is it acceptable to use ScarJo as the main character. Because, sorry, you can sell her to me as super-duper smart all you want, but she doesn’t have anything to back it up, so I’m not going to buy it.

YOU ALREADY LIVE IN PARADISE LEAVE THE SAUCE FOR THE REST OF US SCHMUCKS.

Thank you. What the fuck is a “warm condolence?” That’s not the way we put words together in colloquial English.

Absolutely. She’s pretty in a way that lots of people are pretty - the people I think of as “stunning” have something a little more unusual going on. When Angelina Jolie was young enough to regularly be called one of the most beautiful people on earth, I got that, because she was beautiful in a way I never saw walking…

Two years later, and every time I catch movement out of the corner of my eye (usually from an “eye floaty”) while lying in bed, I have a small heart attack.

I have a really cute Andrew Marc coat with a removable down liner, which I love & I’d recommend that brand. I’d never had a coat with a removable liner before, and honestly it’s changed my life.

Not nearly as ironic as you seem to think, considering he was brought to the U.S. at the ripe age of four, so he’s hardly a “migrant.” He lived in Sudan approximately as long as I did. He’s an American.

Then it’s extra weird that Sudan itself has been dropped from the list. I mean, it’s weird anyway - I’ve lived in Sudan and I love Sudanese people, but if you were going to cook up a travel ban on the grounds of national security, there’s some pretty convincing reasons you would include Sudan within it (if you were…

I could’ve written the headline to this article myself.

Lol I’m in Denver for the first time right now and my poor travel companion has had a headache all day, had to do a work presentation and meeting for like 3 hours, came back to the hotel, puked, and passed out.

This is why I always make Iceland my connecting flight if I can’t get to where I need to be in Europe in one go - I’ve never had them not hold the connecting flights if there’s a delay in the system. The airport is also super compact, clean, and comfortable. Their individual public restrooms are big enough to be…

People can shout at me about it until the cows come home, but I’m always, always going to think they’re infantile and unworldly acting like this thing that there’s consensus on.

Are you admitting, here and in public, that as a mandated reporter you’ve chosen to sometimes have a “talk” with the parents instead of doing your job and reporting them?