YOU ALREADY LIVE IN PARADISE LEAVE THE SAUCE FOR THE REST OF US SCHMUCKS.

Thank you. What the fuck is a “warm condolence?” That’s not the way we put words together in colloquial English.

Absolutely. She’s pretty in a way that lots of people are pretty - the people I think of as “stunning” have something a little more unusual going on. When Angelina Jolie was young enough to regularly be called one of the most beautiful people on earth, I got that, because she was beautiful in a way I never saw walking…

I have a really cute Andrew Marc coat with a removable down liner, which I love & I’d recommend that brand. I’d never had a coat with a removable liner before, and honestly it’s changed my life.

Not nearly as ironic as you seem to think, considering he was brought to the U.S. at the ripe age of four, so he’s hardly a “migrant.” He lived in Sudan approximately as long as I did. He’s an American.

Then it’s extra weird that Sudan itself has been dropped from the list. I mean, it’s weird anyway - I’ve lived in Sudan and I love Sudanese people, but if you were going to cook up a travel ban on the grounds of national security, there’s some pretty convincing reasons you would include Sudan within it (if you were…

I could’ve written the headline to this article myself.

Lol I’m in Denver for the first time right now and my poor travel companion has had a headache all day, had to do a work presentation and meeting for like 3 hours, came back to the hotel, puked, and passed out.

This is why I always make Iceland my connecting flight if I can’t get to where I need to be in Europe in one go - I’ve never had them not hold the connecting flights if there’s a delay in the system. The airport is also super compact, clean, and comfortable. Their individual public restrooms are big enough to be…

People can shout at me about it until the cows come home, but I’m always, always going to think they’re infantile and unworldly acting like this thing that there’s consensus on.

Are you admitting, here and in public, that as a mandated reporter you’ve chosen to sometimes have a “talk” with the parents instead of doing your job and reporting them?

Absurd. All my friends’ weddings have been delightful expressions of people I love, and all the weddings I’ve been to where I didn’t know the couples beforehand were fun parties. Is it possible everyone you know just has very bad taste in party-planning?

I love love love the one model walking the runway in a silver sequin suit and stripey socks, like the night out is over and the shoes were kicked off at the front door, and the catwalk’s just the route to the bedroom so this soft sparkly club kid can snooze under the duvet.

Perhaps THE perfect word.

I love how every time I call someone a cunt on here they try to tell me it’s a slur, and I’m like, okay honey, call me back when you leave Peoria for the first time.

But at least you can mostly hide. You only get the jokes if you out yourself, mostly.

I agree with what you’re saying IF you’re only saying “twat” and that’s it. But if you want to get fancy and call someone a “twatwaffle,” which is very very fun and I recommend it, you’ve gotta say it like an American.

To be fair, I lived a life much like today’s shut-in teens, but not by choice, and without the access to information, socialization, and entertainment that they have now. I can’t imagine how much better my teenaged life would have been if it was happening now. Not even changing any of the seriously fucked-up things…

Sorry, I was tipsy at the point where I read your comment last night and totally missed the if - so I read, “It’s not harrassment, it’s bullying,” which is.... not what you said. I wasn’t bothered either way but clearly I was explaining something that you didn’t need explained at all.

You learn something new every day if you’re not careful.