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For me, it’s not the taste, it’s the smell - something about that smell just goes straight to the lizard part of my brain and says firmly “This is going to make you sick,” so I feel nauseous before it’s even hit my lip. The only other thing that’s given me that feeling was natto, the japanese slimy fermented soybeans.

All I need to know about Johnnie Walker is that when I lived in Sudan, you could get exactly two types of alcohol on the black market - “White,” which was no-brand shitty vodka, and “Red,” which was Johnnie Walker Red Label. I had one sip of the stuff and resigned myself to drinking a lot of shitty no-brand vodka for…

Hey, now, being so snobbish you refuse to learn the basic facts of various normal parts of life (and/or pretending that you don’t know those basic facts to prove some sort of weird point to strangers) knows no gender, color, creed, or socioeconomic status.

Reading your comments, I’m literally sure that’s true.

Um, who do you think you’re supposed to report the situation to if, for example, you come home to find all your stuff has been stolen but the theif is gone? I’m not saying the dress thing was an appropriate reason to call 911, but actual theft is exactly and specifically an appropriate reason to do so.

Right? Whether the specific instance is something you approve of or not, if you can’t empathize with someone paying money for a good or service and then receiving no goods and no services and having their money literally disappear with no accountability and through no fault of their own, then you’ve got bigger…

It’s not just the cost of the dress - it’s also the fact that they are almost always made-to-measure (you pick out the dress you like which is then altered to fit your measurements exactly) or heavily altered both for fit and for taste (you can often get the peripherals of the dress like sleeves, sashes, and other…

That Jesus is definitely 100% one of the Tender Men discussed in another Jezebel post today. Beware of him.

So many questions, but most pressing is, what’s with the name? Sassy is a label that indicates what’s in the can. Brio reads as something come up with by a working group and then focus grouped to death to ensure that it means nothing, says nothing, is the de rigueur two syllables and wins the contest for “most likely…

BRB sending this to my ex.

Right? I have very little sympathy for the woman (who can’t benefit from it), plenty for her family (who might), and the insight to know that I’ve never, even once, heard someone crowing about the “Darwin Awards” who was actually a credit to the species themselves.

There’s something so funny to me about an uninteresting grump retorting, when they’re called out, that they’re not an uninteresting grump, they just have no sense of probability and so every half-likely headline makes them fear for their family. You didn’t for a second think or expect that anyone you give a shit about…

All of these things look very fun, and eminently survivable. Look how much fun you can have without putting your life on the line!

As the incident took place on the Dutch side of the island, Sint Maarten is correct.

It should look fine - sew first, cut second, so that you’ve got lining fabric to line up the pocket properly.

And, judging by that cast photo, my Other Fave Daniela Sea as well. She’s a shitty actor (or was pretty painfully bad way back when, maybe she’s improved) but I do not care at all at all, for I am shallow and find her devastatingly attractive.

Right? Every time a reporter mentions a Trump family gaffe of any magnitude and intimates or says that this is evidence of their stupidity/naiveté/inexperience, I have to wonder: how stupid is it to act like you’ll never in your life see a consequence, no matter how nefarious your actions, when everything we’ve seen…

I can also sympathize - I recently (and suddenly) hit that age where I went from being able to eat anything to having to really watch my diet, and it’s a rough transition emotionally. I reckon Noel’s done the same, as I seem to remember him seeming a bit thicker last year on Buzzcocks, while in the GBBO promo he seems…

I doubt it - my grandfather signed up for whole-body donation to the University medical school once he became too old to be a viable organ donor, so it was easy for them to send him back. If you donate via other means, the body is often sectioned off and used in several different places. It’s a great way to get the…