Strong words from the person having this conversation with me, displaying his poor reading comprehension for all to see, presumably while driving drunk (an assumption, but the drunk drivers do seem to be your people).

I had no idea trolling was supposed to make me feel bad for you.

Oh man. You know, nothing I could say would be better than you standing up for the excellent job done by the inebriated when operating a moving vehicle. This really puts a whole new wonderful perspective on you attempting to lecture me on the law over the course of two or three comments.

Oh, sorry, if you look back at the very first comment, which I assume you didn’t read entirely in your rush to take me to task for talking to a person who isn’t you in a way you didn’t approve of, you would see that my mother was killed by a drunk driver. Or you could just know that drunk drivers kill upwards of…

Look, you keep having your ass handed to you while you tug your rage boner and use words for things you don’t understand, like “cunt” and “sarcasm.”

Okay, well the day I witness a crime in progress, that’ll be great, not only because you are the first person in my life to tell me to alert the authorities under those circumstances, but also then all your comments will suddenly become relevant.

In her case, she probably thinks the butterfly symbolism is “deep.”

I believe a quick perusal of the comments on this very article regarding opinions on the aesthetics achieved will show you that this is not true.

Okay, well, I was never around him when he was drinking and driving. And I offered to help my friend deal with his alcohol problem, which he refused. So I cut off contact, because I didn’t want to watch someone I cared about kill someone.

Have you ever tried to alert the authorities to a crime that is not currently happening and of which there is no proof?

I mean, I understand that when you’re doing a coverup, you can’t necessarily get all the coverage you want without making some compromises with the design. That being said, it’s always pretty funny when someone has to cover up one objectively awful tattoo with one that’s even worse.

Once I was forced to tell a friend that, if he kept doing what he was doing, the only thing I could hope for him was that he should die before he killed someone else (the thing he was doing being regularly driving drunk. Which is what he told me, a person who was adopted because her birth mother was killed by a drunk…

I wonder about those who do manage to make it back. Like, what does your future look like when every job application asks you to account for all your time, and you have to admit you voluntarily spent a year or two aiding and abetting the current Greatest Evil du Jour?

But chopped liver can have all those nice things in it, like eggs or whatever, that give it flavor! And the consistency is hardly different, unless you get paté with a layer of aspic on top.

Right. Corsets are pretty niche and are mostly enjoyed by some women occasionally. I don’t think they’re worth any more raised eyebrows than the high heels that in some places are near-compulsory for all women every (work)day. And I think since the 70’s we’ve all concluded that yelling at each other over footwear is a…

She is cute as a fucking button.

Sure, but nobody’s going to claim that you can’t be modestly dressed without a corset these days (until the 1920’s, not wearing a corset would be a lot like not wearing a bra in public is now). Since the element of coercion is completely gone, doesn’t it just come down to someone making a dumb choice, like the dumb…

Kind of like how paté is widely acknowledged to be very nice but chopped liver sounds pretty gross.

Ask yourself, is coconut sweet? Is shrimp a fish? I think you will find the answer.

Right? I mean, I know my dad watches porn (weird moment where we were going to watch a film together on his iPad, turns out he hadn’t turned off that Chrome thing where it shows thumbnails of your most-recently visited sites), but then, I watch porn sometimes. It’s a thing people do.