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Okay, well the day I witness a crime in progress, that’ll be great, not only because you are the first person in my life to tell me to alert the authorities under those circumstances, but also then all your comments will suddenly become relevant.

In her case, she probably thinks the butterfly symbolism is “deep.”

I believe a quick perusal of the comments on this very article regarding opinions on the aesthetics achieved will show you that this is not true.

Okay, well, I was never around him when he was drinking and driving. And I offered to help my friend deal with his alcohol problem, which he refused. So I cut off contact, because I didn’t want to watch someone I cared about kill someone.

Have you ever tried to alert the authorities to a crime that is not currently happening and of which there is no proof?

I mean, I understand that when you’re doing a coverup, you can’t necessarily get all the coverage you want without making some compromises with the design. That being said, it’s always pretty funny when someone has to cover up one objectively awful tattoo with one that’s even worse.

Once I was forced to tell a friend that, if he kept doing what he was doing, the only thing I could hope for him was that he should die before he killed someone else (the thing he was doing being regularly driving drunk. Which is what he told me, a person who was adopted because her birth mother was killed by a drunk

I wonder about those who do manage to make it back. Like, what does your future look like when every job application asks you to account for all your time, and you have to admit you voluntarily spent a year or two aiding and abetting the current Greatest Evil du Jour?

But chopped liver can have all those nice things in it, like eggs or whatever, that give it flavor! And the consistency is hardly different, unless you get paté with a layer of aspic on top.

Right. Corsets are pretty niche and are mostly enjoyed by some women occasionally. I don’t think they’re worth any more raised eyebrows than the high heels that in some places are near-compulsory for all women every (work)day. And I think since the 70’s we’ve all concluded that yelling at each other over footwear is a

She is cute as a fucking button.

Sure, but nobody’s going to claim that you can’t be modestly dressed without a corset these days (until the 1920’s, not wearing a corset would be a lot like not wearing a bra in public is now). Since the element of coercion is completely gone, doesn’t it just come down to someone making a dumb choice, like the dumb

Kind of like how paté is widely acknowledged to be very nice but chopped liver sounds pretty gross.

Ask yourself, is coconut sweet? Is shrimp a fish? I think you will find the answer.

Right? I mean, I know my dad watches porn (weird moment where we were going to watch a film together on his iPad, turns out he hadn’t turned off that Chrome thing where it shows thumbnails of your most-recently visited sites), but then, I watch porn sometimes. It’s a thing people do.

Right? I read “it may shift your floating ribs around a little bit, NBD,” and I know it’s supposed to be snarky, but my only reaction is, yeah, that’s probably actually NBD.

See, you could have said that instead of trying your meagre best to be clever with me. We could have been arguing all this time about how saying that you “don’t care about some controversy,” i.e., that people don’t want to be stuck on a train with imagery reminiscent of a genocidal dictatorship responsible for the

We should go to fancy dinner parties together and I will eat your portion of Angels on Horseback (oysters wrapped in bacon) for you.

Nothing I said has to be about you, although I’m not surprised that you chose to read it as about you, since indulging in martyrdom over minor disagreements is very popular among children.

Sometimes bullying really does work.