Finally, a conspiracy I can believe in!

They also apparently make you less allergic to things. So if you’re one of those people who has to view the world through tiny, itchy, watery slits where your eyes used to be every summer, there’s no better team than #teamhookworms.

There is really nothing quite like being talked down to by a person you’re pretty sure is a moron - the headaches I get from the sudden blood pressure spikes are quite bracing.

I seem to remember seeing a scan of one of their pamphlets that talked about long wavy hair being encouraged.

I think a quick glance at any picture of them will answer this question to your satisfaction.

If you are right, and Anna Duggar shares DNA with her sisters-in-law, you have a real scoop, but I actually think you are confused about the relationships at play here.

I’ve heard it said that the actual ozone layer smells of geraniums.

Look, it’s racist to say that large groups of people all look alike. Unless they’re white-trash nouveau-riche cult-living honkeys, because white-trash mouveau-riche cult-living honkeys all look alike.

And she’s been homeschooled her whole life and never went to college. Say she leaves her husband and goes it alone, what sort of job could she even get, without even a high school diploma? Nothing that would be sufficient to support 4 kids singlehandedly. She’s pretty much stuck, at least until all her kids are off…

But, NonServiam, how are people supposed to get that all-important first or second comment if they take the time to read and digest the actual content of the article, instead of rushing straight to the comments to talk about themselves?

A fun game might be to get a bunch of people together to see what companies are advertising during this show, and get everyone to write letters telling them they’re boycotting their products until they knock it off.

This is so true. I’m working for less money than I’m worth in a field that isn’t what I studied or want to do in an organization with little chance for upward mobility, and I will hang out here until or unless I find something really amazing. Like, it would have to be my dream job to get me out of here - because they…

If he says he’s a social democrat, giving a 1-hour speech on the topic of democratic socialism seems like a deeply odd choice.

Congratulations, you have successfully identified the point.

And of course I’m going to listen to commenters on an article rather than political science professors from the University of Michigan and George Washington University, one of which is consistently among the top-5 political science programs in the country. At the same time, I’m going to listen to chiding about my…

I am heartbroken to hear this sad news, that hope, grassroots, and wanting it really hard are insufficient to win a national election in the 21st century.

Yes, Marketplace, America’s most popular business program - above CNBC, Bloomberg, and everyone else. Marketplace, which has won the Emmy, Edward R. Murrow, and Peabody awards for excellence in journalism. Marketplace, with its weekly audience of more than 8 million,

For me, the stupidity of this article is inherent in the argument: “Cats are instinctively afraid of cucumbers, don’t scare your cat with cucumbers, you’ll instill a long-lasting, irrational fear of cucumbers.”

Based on your screenname, you’re obviously either a pro-snake agitator or you’re deep in the pocket of Big Snake.

I’m going to believe that professors know what Democratic Socialism is, and if they say Bernie is confused about that definition, I am going to believe that, too. That’s what we’re arguing about.