Right? The day I’m not mildly shitting myself over whether someone is going to say or do something mean or worse to my hijab-wearing bestie might be the day I’m prepared to find humor in this. Unfortunately, today is the first weekday after a very public ISIS attack, so I’m shitting myself and do not think this is…

I would like to know what her Tumblr username is so that I can more studiously avoid it.

I’m afraid MD, and many other blue-with-a-red-governor states, are going to go this same way. This is why elections other than the presidential matter!

Now I want to start a competing campaign to get the T moved to the front of the acronym - TBLG has a nice ring to it, and would help keep it front-of-mind that as a community, we are only as accepted as our most-mariginalized members.

The most dog-shit covered city I’ve ever been in was Belfast. Lovely city, great people - absolutely covered in dog shit, every inch.

I am regularly grateful for living in a civilization that keeps me from allowing my own worst instincts to take control.

I for one am taking bets on how many more days it’ll take before Trump just loses the plot completely, slips and calls Carson the n-word like you know he wants to.

The European hedgehog, which is the kind that’s pictured, is in fact native to the UK, as well as most of the rest of western Europe.

It's not only not a joke, it's as close to a consensus opinion as is possible in a field like archaeology. So, sorry to burst your bubble built on the Bible or Disney movies or whatever, but the idea that the pyramids were built by slave labor hasn't been current since before I was born.

Cute but untrue. The pyramids weren’t built by slaves, and were more likely either volunteers, or they did a stint working on the pyramids because it was considered part of the loyalty that they owed to aristocrats.

To be fair, stealing shit was pretty much the way it was made great in the first place, so why not try it again?

I’m uncool. The uncool are my people. I’m a weird mix of rageful and nerdy that doesn’t play well to test audiences in Peoria, or the crucial 13-26 demographic.

It’s always difficult when faced with comments like these to get past the absolute Jackson Pollock mess of Missing the Point to find something to actually respond to, so good job picking out one thing and going with it.

Gordon’s kid is also significantly older than Parker’s too - like, it’s not cool to slag off your kid’s dad when the kid still really needs a dad, you know? But wait long enough and most douchebags will take the shine off themselves just by being them, and then it’s kind of fair game.

I had a substitute in high school whose last name was Slutsky. All I could think is that I would’ve been married at 16 just to get rid of it.

See, I would say this is exactly the kind of thinking that a 24-year-old contemplating having an affair with a married man would engage in. It’s not right, but it sounds convincing enough for a young person who actually doesn’t care about doing the right thing and just wants to run away with the true-love-du-jour.

I suppose that if she had ever even once read something written by John Donne it would’ve been that poem though, right? So it’s totally implausible, but not absolutely impossible. It’s not like she was quoting the Death’s Duel Sermon.

Again and again! You may have known not to do it, but did you have the strength of character to actually not do it? Bear in mind that if you say yes I’m going to need a list of 6 references who knew you back then to corroborate that you always lived according to your moral principles at the ripe age of 24. Perhaps you…

He is truly a man multitudinous in virtues.

I literally did forget about DOMA, like completely let it slip my mind that that was actually a policy supported by the President of the United States in this tender infant century, because it’s been 8 years since I had to think about that bullshit, with the subsequent tearing out of the hair and the gnashing of the…