ok so back in the day a bunch of settlers came through brigham young territory and the locals were none too friendly and basically chased them out, as the settlers headed toward the Sierra Madre the good Mormons ran them down and killed every last person. Then they blamed the indians. Yeah fuck them.

Houston Texas is the original swamp land deal, a bunch of rube greenhorns from back east bought a bunch of useless swamp land from good ol Sam Houston and when they arrived drained the swamp and built on it anyway. Now with global warming this should be fun to watch Houston sink into the gulf. No great loss that place…

Is it just me or does the guy on the Tapatio bottle look like Donny Osmond with a moustache and a sombrero?

Is this the cat in question?

Because rich people don’t use it so it’s a bad idea that hurts America like taxing the rich. Feed the poor eat the rich.

how rude!

Open letter to Justin Keller with his own words slightly edited IN BOLD

Thanks for bringing tears to my eyes laughing. I don’t know why but I think this is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time.

This is why I hate LA, this bitch right here and all of those wino cunts. I wouldn’t leave my dog in her care for fear he would turn into a bitch like her. Kid’s name is stupid and pretentious, hell even her husbands name reeks of pretension. Annoying stupid self absorbed white people. Fuck them all.

ahh Texas, well they are lucky he didn’t shoot them as they passed being a good guy with a gun that can’t stop picking at his ass. Did anyone notice the old fuck trying to pick the underwear out of his ass crack? Gross.

That’s what the shaker of cheese is for, you pile that stuff on and let the parm soak up the grease, that’s the joy of pizza. Let’s face it you’re not looking for a healthy meal if you ordered it in the first place it’s like those people that order a double cheeseburger extra large fries and a diet soda, those people…

how cute when generations collide and pop references are misunderstood, the lady with the “i don’t drink water you know what fish do in it” is a reference to W C Field’s who said in the 30’s — ‘I don’t drink water. Fish fuck in it.’ The young waitress never having been exposed to old cinema didn’t get the joke. The…

Fuck kink dot com the bastard are siding with the San Francisco gentrification crowd and more unaffordable housing in the mission. I hope they all get an std and their junk falls off.

My sister gave me the best sex advise, she said go down on her and don’t stop until she pushes your head away. So far it’s been a winner!

I’m fat my fiance is hot and I am not rich. She loves me I love her sex is great, we laugh all the time together, in fact she complains her cheeks hurt from laughing so much sometimes. Life is good. Before her I got laid all the time, never been an issue, maybe it is a quality of my self assured personality and my…

why oh why li-lo do I still think you’re hot!? Crazy in the head crazy in the bed I guess is my thing...

OH GOD NO! said the people of the great state of Nevada!

You gave up BCO? While true Brinks stock has gone down a slight bit in the last month I still think it’s a strong company and a hold not a sell at this point. Why being pregnant would make you sell stock is beyond me though.

This works in an oven broiler, just cook the underside for 10 mins flip bird put on brick cook for 30- 45 mins depending on size of bird, you can also ask your butcher to butterfly the chicken for you