Jon would've died in the battle for Winterfell had it not been for her Littlefinger.

Hell, why not even land in the Stormlands? Since the show hasn't mentioned them since like season 2 (I mean who the fuck has held Storm's End since Renly's death?) I just assume that nobody's there. At least no hostile armies. Maybe the entire country is abandoned just like Dragonstone ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sorry but the Hoat thing is not the least bit plausible.

Cersei, like the show, is also a lot less clever than you expect.

Pretty sure that's what Tormund told her when she stormed off in the practice yard. "I'm gonna make love to ya womaaaan, gonna lay you down by the fiyaah."

I think he'll capture one or more Sand Snake and bring them to King's Landing to await Cersei's cruel judgement.

Ser Jorah.

Jamie. The Valonqar. He's gonna strangle her with that golden hand.

Nah I thought Sansa was in the wrong there. Both for undermining him in front of his lords and for wanting to strip the lands. I mean, sitting in that exact same room are like 3 or 4 prominent northern lords who all refused the call to arms from Jon and Sansa, which is treasonous. Should they have their lands stripped…

It was the violent retching sound that did it for me.

Yeah man didn't you hear? No decently fat guy ever lived past 70 before.

I bet Jon sees her within a few episodes.

Cersei is pretty damn villainous.

Are you talking about Dolorous Edd? I can't think of anyone else up north who looks too similar to Bronn.

$25 on "anybody named Sand."

Jon wanted to go because he was a naive kid who wanted to seek out his own version of glory in the world. Ned didn't want him to go, at least not for several years, until Cat basically forced it on him. When Ned was leaving for King's Landing, she asked if he was taking Jon, he was like "uhh yeah not gonna bring my…

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I don't believe in the theory. Just spelling it out for the person wondering how it was possible.

But at the time Robb wanted to legitimize Jon, Bran and Rickon were "dead," Arya missing and presumed dead, and Sansa was married to a Lannister, all of their children would have been called Lannisters. Benjen Stark was missing and presumed dead north of the wall. There wasn't really a lot of options there. I mean…

She also essentially sent him to the wall to live out his days in a frozen wasteland with no chance of ever having a family. And, according to Jon, didn't once call him by name during 15 years at Winterfell (or however old Jon was when he left for the wall). Just because she couldn't stand to have him in Winterfell a…