How much are you going to cry when Bernie goes back to obscurity and continues to do nothing?

Jerry won’t allow it? You know, I know everyone is ready to put him there, but he doesn’t actually play for the Cowboys. He’s not Jerry’s problem.

Snowboarder finds skier with no sense of humor? UNPOSSIBLE

Iowa’s reply to Stanford’s statement was vicious and short:

“Hope you enjoy President Ted Cruz, shitheads.”

That’s the stupidest thing anyone’s ever said on a website where most people come just to complain about the lack of dick picks.

Dude, please learn what apostrophes do.

Hah.

20mph under isn’t illegal in general. Whatever the law says, the law says. I know that the minimum legal speed on a freeway is 40mph, which is at least 25 under the maximum.

It’s actually fairly important to the kickers and punters to get the K ball back if it goes in the stands, because the equipment guys generally only get enough time to break in the first 2-3 balls properly.