I remember about two years ago seeing some article about The Gentleman Pirate, and just reading his whole story and finding it absurd to think that this guy who clearly did not want to be with his wife and kept immediately going back to sea must have been gay, and yet the very in-depth article didn’t discuss this in…

Cult 45: Jan 6th was no big deal, a dust-up, a walk-through that *maybe* got out of hand (thanks to Antifa)

ROWSDOWER!

I’m still trying to wrap my brain around how any podcast could be worth a hundred and fifty million dollars. Especially one that is just a one-on-one interview. I mean, I get that it’s for more than just one podcast, but still. The ad money from these things must be profoundly excessive.

I don’t know if anyone agrees with me here or not, but...

Wilson Bethel in Bullseye costume

I thought we would have 3-D floating augmented reality displays ala Minority Report...instead we have slide shows.

...and Drag Me To Hell and The Gift. 

i like that theory more than a lot of the others.

I feel like this is going to be a huge disappointment to all the big crossover/universe merging fans.

Instagram is worse than twitter, and zuck is at least as evil as musk

Depending on your artistic preferences, he may not be the GOAT, but by god, he’s in the team photo.

Yikes. This is less of a breakdown and more like a lot of gripes. The CGI complaints for example are kinda unecessary. It’s the first teaser and while the movie comes out in July, that’s still a lot of room for tweaks and improvements.

Most CGI looks weird when paused too, this is like complaining about weird…

You Know, from the title, I immediately thought, “Oh, an actual appropriate use of the slide show, finally”. Then I realized this was just someone gripping about everything they didn’t have an answer to.
It’s almost like Linda wasn’t born before trailers gave away the whole movie in 90 seconds or something.

Never mind that we have ZERO CONTEXT FOR WHERE THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE. It’s one thing to criticize, it’s an entirely another thing to criticize based on your speculative read.

All the uhhh “This alien planet with Greek gods on it doesn’t look very Greek” stuff is reminiscent of the invective shot at Marvel for making Heimdall black.  Consider rolling with it instead.

Seriously! What a bunch of nit-picking bullshit

Holy christ, maybe next time let someone who actually enjoyed the trailer do a breakdown of it

Countdown until everyone’s licensing agreement with Bandcamp includes a requirement that the music can all be used in Epic games without market-rate compensation.

Also, a whole lot of niche concerts coming to Fortnite, I guess.

If we’re getting a reprise of WandaVision, wouldn’t make more sense that the wizard fighting off the dementors ghosts is Wiccan?  Fairly certain Wanda is on a mission in this one...