If Boyd died it would have just felt like the case of the week died and not a main character. 

All the white supremacists died. Was a perfect resolution for me. Just wish it hadn’t been fictional

I’m no fitness guru, but I’m thinking the Nanjiani in the photo is not the current day-to-day fit Nanjiani he is now, that’s the dehydrated-for-days, just-worked-out-so-veins-are-popping fit Nanjiani. It’s enough to be jealous over, but people should know nobody really looks like that day-to-day.

Fun Fact: This is the first time I’ve heard the term “thirsty shirtless” before. Fuckin’ hate it. 

Fallon was doing a fucking Mike Myers impression.

That cast list sketch was amazing, and it showcased the entire cast with no cameos. No way it was going to air.

Putting ketchup on your turkey is far more embarrassing than ripping a fart during Thanksgiving dinner.

That was probably one of the best opening monologues in ages that just kept going to places while Reynolds was awesome as the befuddled audience member.

I’m 100 percent in support of the entire Giz family resigning and creating their own independent publication free from Great Hill’s bullshit, and would do everything I could to help out. And a paywall would totally be worth it if it keeps everyone safe from vulture capitalists.

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

And yet we’re supposed to believe that this same organization (NFL) is giving its players straight answers about CTE because they care so much about their players’ wellbeing. Riiiiight...

If he went along with their plan and his career ended after this season because of the unnecessary sustained damage, surely the Jets would pay him the tens of millions of dollars he lost in sacrifice to a lost season. Oh, they would have told him to fuck off? Yea, I think the Jets should be sued into Oblivion for this…

So let me get this straight. The Jets would have rather played an injured player who can’t give 100% than a healthy player at 100%.

All team doctors should be impartial 3rd parties chosen annually by that team’s owner and an NFLPA representative who is only responsible to the player and can remain in HIPAA compliance.

The Redskins have a history and heritage to maintain. Racist name that was unacceptable even 50 years ago? You bet. Objectionable fans who embody the worst of us? In spades. A field that resembles the litter box of a diabetic cat? Forever and always.

More serious question: how is Snyder allowed to own an NFL team?

“It’s still a kid’s game at the end of the day” - Jerry Sandusky

It looks like they played on the Chargers’ bed.

Even reading about it was too tedious.