To be fair, Brown has been messed up in the head for a while now, we just don’t have the CT scans to prove it

Said my wife as she washes my boxers

Brown will be a Pat by Friday, catch 3 TDS on Sunday, and will go on to break the records Randy Moss set there years ago because God apparently hates us all.

Yes, it’s Mike Mayock! The football sensation that’s sweeping the nation! Only $14.95 at participating stores! Get one today!

Listen up, America - this statement:

This is the one and only instance where I can defend upper management of the Raiders. Antonio Brown is a freaking troll, he’s the guy who calls customer service and demands a rebate and when they agree he asks to speak to the manager. Antonio Brown is a talented version of Royce White, he’s just a guy who can’t…

I’m a Bears fan, I only drafted kickers

Aww man, I was excited to see Brown run forty yards downfield then thirty-five yards back to catch Carr’s deep ball.

I’m honestly a little impressed that the Raiders have been able to surprise me with their new levels of incompetence. Fining a talented player over something stupid and then suspending him for being mad about the fines is just a beautifully innovative new way to suck as an organization.

I think The Mist should be on this list, both the 2007 film as a best (which is, for my money, amazing,) and the 2017 miniseries for WTF because, while interesting and decent, it definitely veers into WTF territory.

I’m gonna take the under; Chelsea’s group is TOUGH.

Now THIS is the discussion that I want to have!

Much like all good colts who have suffered injuries, Andrew Luck will retire to a lovely farm upstate.

* grabs shotgun *

* takes Luck out back *

I guess you could say Indy's luck has........run out.

Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…

Never attribute to kayfabe that which is adequately explained by the mere existence of the Raiders.

This is a non-story manufactured to make Hard Knocks more interesting this year. Let’s give it a rest already.

last year was the grace year for all players. coverage on this issue has been extremely clear (if not here, then elsewhere)
Antonio Brown is a stupid little boy throwing a shit fit because he doesn’t want to eat his peas.

He got the same grace period.

Adam Devine, so far, isn’t good and seems like odd casting.