I’d have cold feet too if I had to play for the Raiders.

At least she’s able to blink. Green and Ziering both look like they’re undergoing Clockwork Orange reprogramming. 

Sure, Amell might be embarrassed right now but this serves as a first rate audition for my upcoming epic C’mon, Man, I’m Wide Open: The Christian Hackenberg Story.

To be specific, he got impeached for a lie! If 1998 were today, the President would have been impeached over 11 thousand times!

When I first glanced at the photo I thought I had clicked on a Takeout article on Parmesan shavings.

At least this is his sole problem.

Appealing? No.

I'll take "Non-Extradition Countries" for $200

At the top of a beanstalk. Also they are required to add “FOFUM” to the end of their name.

Middle East (incl. Qatar), Russia or China. Why pretend?

Qatar is the only real answer, isn't it?

But he’s got some talent. He’s got some athleticism

Stop. Thicke and Pharrell got caught driving around in Marvin Gaye’s car. There’s no way you could have heard the Marvin song and the Thicke song and not instantly think of the Marvin song.

No.. the issue is.. just GIVE CREDIT WHERE ITS DUE.

Agree 100%. Garbage people were involved, but the ruling was garbage.

Clement: “There’s only one way to settle this.”
In my head: “Rap battle.”
Clement: “Rap battle.”
Me: “YES!”

This episode had Jemaine Clement doing Jemaine Clement things. It had Jason Mantzoukas doing Jason Mantzoukas things. Then it had them in a rap battle.

Cary: “Stop fighting.” Kerry: “That’s like me saying, ‘Stop worrying.’”

I saw the Dayton Triangles play when I was a youngster. I have to say that I found their offense rather obtuse.

No matter how much of that stuff he takes I don’t think he’ll ever get pregnant