I really hope Slapface is another in the Children’s Game Extended Universe; essentially a feature-length version of the game “Front-Hand, Back-Hand”

Yeah, “bear weather”... Didnt help Brian Urlacher not get absolutely trucked by Jerome Bettis in a driving snowstorm.

Who is this Newt Hampshire at the center of it all?!?!

But what does Kevin McCarthy think?!? (let me guess, effusive praise...)

Un-Athletic Can’t Stop Humping Useless Butter Face is the story of my wife life.

+1 Mumm-Ra

How long before that robot comes to grip with the eventual and unavoidable grotesque socioeconomic aftershocks that are unique to the Olympic Games and kills itself like the security robot at the Georgetown Waterfront?

Do the “Red Universe” and “Amber Universe” episodes of Fringe count?

So lemme get this straight: actual violence- shrug, boys will be boys, shame it had to happen to those brown people, have some thoughts and prayers. Fictional violence - an affront to civilized society and unfairly targets conservatives so it has to be stopped at all costs.

Are you kidding? Shannen Doherty looks like a J-Pop star

Maybe not realistic but if I had a choice it would be:

I hear Hogan is unable to wrestle anymore, so he should have plenty of time on his... Nevermind, he can’t read.

Need to rewatch Series 7: The Contenders (which I just realized was directed by the amazing Daniel Minahan, prestige TV director of note)

Miles Austin has “summer teeth” : Some’r pointing this way and some’r pointing that way

Yep, totally the most important thing that we need to focus on right now. 

You forgot to add “#MAGA” at the end

Jesus, dude. It’s a comment section, calm down. I DID see the movie and DID recall that scene but as Andy said, I would have thought the formal declaration of Falcon becoming the next Captain America would have warranted at least a storyline in the upcoming Disney+ series, if not an official announcement as early as…

Thanks Kinja friend, nailed my intent and appreciate the cover.

Had Marvel officially confirmed Falcon would become Captain America in the MCU before Grillo’s comment?

Is your dog named after Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine?