What do the Pirates get for continuing to lower payroll despite taking in tens of millions in revenue sharing?

As you can probably guess from the play on words in his name, Joe Koff is a bit of a jerk-off.

*Edited to add: Fuck “Bottom Line” Bob Nutting.

Not for nothing, but this is pretty much the standard for entertainment nowadays. Creating content and means of advertisement are prioritized over all else. Major TV networks, Netflix, WWE, etc. it’s all about volume of content and ad revenue. As long as they have a couple brands to generate some good publicity and…

Ok, ok, I get it, I get it....

This would have made a much better last line to the movie “Happiness”

Oh God, look at that!

Yes, No, No, No, No, Yes, Yes, Maybe?

One of the treasures of the book is wordplay which is hard to translate to the screen without a character physically winking at the camera or making some other overt acknowledgement of the play on words. Juster had an ingenious way of making a book was #selfhelpcore without being preachy or pedantic. So... not looking…

Thank you!!

“Fuck Claude Lemieux”

Is Goodell staring wistfully at a really-shiny, teeny-tiny drumset? I think I can see the reflection in his eyes...

A contraction for “and that”, similar to “and such”.

Not as good as “Shut the fuck up, Ben”

I think he meant to type “most undeterred city”

I’ve got a black and gold Jeep covered with Steelers, Penguins, Pirates and Riverhounds stickers.

“We didn’t live in that era. I’m glad I wasn’t there.” = “Man, it’s a good thing I wasn’t alive then because I would have wanted to own ALL the negroes.”

I came!

Did you mean to call him “McScorely” or was that a happy accident? A “benepropism” if you will?

Looks like she’s maybe just the tiniest bit chilly?