Oh God, look at that!

Yes, No, No, No, No, Yes, Yes, Maybe?

One of the treasures of the book is wordplay which is hard to translate to the screen without a character physically winking at the camera or making some other overt acknowledgement of the play on words. Juster had an ingenious way of making a book was #selfhelpcore without being preachy or pedantic. So... not looking…

Thank you!!

“Fuck Claude Lemieux”

Is Goodell staring wistfully at a really-shiny, teeny-tiny drumset? I think I can see the reflection in his eyes...

A contraction for “and that”, similar to “and such”.

Not as good as “Shut the fuck up, Ben”

I think he meant to type “most undeterred city”

I’ve got a black and gold Jeep covered with Steelers, Penguins, Pirates and Riverhounds stickers.

“We didn’t live in that era. I’m glad I wasn’t there.” = “Man, it’s a good thing I wasn’t alive then because I would have wanted to own ALL the negroes.”

I came!

Did you mean to call him “McScorely” or was that a happy accident? A “benepropism” if you will?

Looks like she’s maybe just the tiniest bit chilly?

Jesus, didn’t you look at the numbers?!? That tells the whole story!

My kids puked in the car every time we drove longer than 40 minutes. And to this day, it still smells like warm Cheez-Its...

I know someone who’s going as “StoneCold” Steve Austin for Halloween from now on...

Anyone think that maybe, just maybe, these men have had “ongoing” troubles due to the fact that they’ve never quite been able to come to grips with the abuse they were subjected to and the public persecution they’d surely eventually face from assholes like Louie Gohmert were they to ever publicly come forward?

Classic John Waters-inspired Boogie-Woogie Man Jimmy Valiant:

Ruth’s Ross: Dress for Less